The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Seems like your time here would be better spent if Rookwood were on Ignore.

House of Cards with Kevin Spacey is so good. It's like a thirteen episode orgasm.

My roommate watched it this past weekend, called it "stunning." I'll have to take a look.

Originally posted by Eminence
My roommate watched it this past weekend, called it "stunning." I'll have to take a look.

Speaking of stunning, are you still banging that hawt brunette?

shenanigans throughout aforementioned thirteen episode orgasm.

Originally posted by Eminence
shenanigans throughout aforementioned thirteen episode orgasm.

Is it me or do I detect the stench of nuptials wafting through the air?

Never been farther out of sight in my life. For better or worse.

Originally posted by Eminence
Never been farther out of sight in my life. For better or worse.

But every night is like a honeymoon, amirite? You no wum say'n?

Came and went two years ago brah. Look, point is this relationship while effectively active is officially not. Lot has changed and lot hasn't both of which put us in very different places and procedure going forward is technically difficult if given due diligence, which it never is.

now keep it.

Then you must go forth and blaze a trail of sexual conquests. Plant your flag in enemy soil, my son.

next chapter if I disengage from this situation tactfully and amicably, possibly along with infrequent but inspiring use of alcohol.

Make sure your emancipation terms include post-separation grudge sex.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Make sure your emancipation terms include post-separation grudge sex.

I think breakup sex is a myth.

Rebound sex, that's available on a whim. Somehow I feel like it would be more tastetactful to wait more than a week to indulge, though.

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
I forgot just how cool you are Zampano. Thanks for the reminder.

Profiled

New sig. Opinions?

Center it?

There.

And also the fact that I wasn't satisfied with it so I made a new, hotter one.

God damn it, you guys are gay.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
There.

And also the fact that I wasn't satisfied with it so I made a new, hotter one.

(i have absolutely no idea what i'm talking about, just that I didn't notice the letters until the 2nd or 3rd glance)

That's exactly the point; I don't like putting texts in my signatures. I try to make them really small so they don't affect anything else.

Oh, well then that worked perfectly. good work