The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Interesting thought. Why is it that so many sith in the mythos lack any kind of hygiene? Is being a sith synonymous with being a hobo? I mean look at Sidious. Yellow teeth, long yellow nails, does this dude not take 10 minutes out of his busy day of ruling the galaxy to get a mani/pedi as well as a quick brush? I mean COME ON.

Its the same thing that make evil women strip off to 10% levels clothing.

No that's sexy.

Male Sith are gross, ugly, deformed, soiled etc. Female Sith are 36/24/36, and allergic to not wearing form fitting clothes.

The Dark Side's a b*tch.

Welp. Homestuck officially just got too meta. I think my mind might actually have been blown. Nice knowing you all.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Male Sith are gross, ugly, deformed, soiled etc. Female Sith are 36/24/36, and allergic to not wearing form fitting clothes.

The Dark Side's a b*tch.

The best proof of this:

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Male Sith are gross, ugly, deformed, soiled etc.

Not always. If it wasn't for the tats Nihl would be quite a hottie, and not everyone minds the tats ^^

Alien Sith are more likely to be exempt. A Chelgian or Iktotchi or Muun Sith is more likely to be as other members of their species.

Granted a lot of the most powerful male sith do have something up, be it armor or age or scars or what have you, more often than female sith.

Yeah, in general, female Sith are hotter.

Some comparison:

Krayt's gotten the negative effects, but the two Hands are both attractive members of their species.

Krayt himself can either look good for his age when out of armor and fully healed:

Or, when he's still in Vong growths, look kinda monstrous:

If I was a woman I doubt I'd consider Nihl attractive.

Guy's face is half-covered by a shady black... thing.

And there's no way this is attractive to anyone:

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
If I was a woman I doubt I'd consider Nihl attractive.

Guy's face is half-covered by a shady black... thing.

Tattoo. And he does have fangirls!

And there's no way this is attractive to anyone:

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Better when he gets healing powers:

But a large part of it is he's old. He's well over 150, after all.

It seems to me that Twi'leks are just incapable of wearing anything but the skimpiest of outfits. They have to show off their bewbz to everybody.

Any hands in opposition to this?

Mission Vao.

And I always thought Nihl looked like a zombie with that weird ravaged black mouth thing.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Mission Vao.

Maybe it just applies to those strong in the force.

And I always thought Nihl looked like a zombie with that weird ravaged black mouth thing.

Hm, I can see it.

Does anyone else think Krayt was totally on PEDs? There's no other explanation obviously. Also, Darth Malgus must have lived and breathed steroids. When he gets angry, it brings "roid rage" to a whole new level.

I love Nihl. Possibly my favorite character from the series, though I liked Wyrlock too. It's a shame that the "war" series sucked so much ass. You can tell that they were really rushed and struggling to tie up all the loose ends.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Basically I want them to get away from the Jedi/Sith/Force stuff. It's clear they're not going to ease up on all the special effects and overboard magic powers, so just stay away from that all together. There's an entire galaxy to explore and talk about, it doesn't need to be focused on the one or two groups of superbeings every time.

I want to see more Galactic Empire wars, personally. Doesn't even have to be versus the Rebellion. I'm sure the Empire had more threats internal and external to take care of besides them (the Empire comics did a good job showcasing that).

Less this:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110116014944/starwars/images/5/5e/SavageIsRemade-Monster.jpg

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007000252/theclonewiki/images/c/c8/ArmyofDead.jpg

More this:

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/art/Stim-Armour-138696935?q=boost%3Apopular%20((star%20wars)%20AND%20(by%3Aukitakumuki))&qo=2

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/art/SWGTCG-Urban-Combat-280450502?q=boost%3Apopular%20((star%20wars)%20AND%20(by%3Aukitakumuki))&qo=11

http://ukitakumuki.deviantart.com/art/SWGTCG-Adaptive-Biology-280464707?q=boost%3Apopular%20((star%20wars)%20AND%20(by%3Aukitakumuki))&qo=22

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Originally posted by steveholt951
Does anyone else think Krayt was totally on PEDs? There's no other explanation obviously.

Look, just because someone keeps a lot of medical scientists around, and is constantly on the look out for new ones who can make him stronger, doesn't mean he....

Where was I going with this? 😉

YouTube video

You're welcome, guys.

He mispronounced Coruscant. And Kasyyyk. [/nerd]

That was inspirational, though.