The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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UltimateAnomaly Bullletproof Monk

Socks?

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Firefly was a show with good promise that was cancelled before it could go south. The characterizations are consistent and interesting, and the setting has enough diversity to accommodate many types of stories. Also: Jewel Staite is cute.

Tzeentch #gottem

Jane was the only redeemable character from that series.

Okay not really. I just hate Mal and am not a fan of Westerns. Even in Space.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Kaylee says hi.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Zampanó
Firefly was a show with good promise that was cancelled before it could go south. The characterizations are consistent and interesting, and the setting has enough diversity to accommodate many types of stories. Also: Jewel Staite is cute.
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Tzeentch #gottem

Kaylee was whack.

fight me irl

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Kaylee was whack.

fight me irl

I will. No one disrespects Kaylee without a good asswhoopin'.

I will be at the peak of Mount Olympus in an hour, bathed in pigs blood, clothed only in intestines and dual-wielding kama's. Come alone.

Bring it, B8tch.

Tzeentch #gottem

I'll come alone alright. I'll come everywhere.

you can't handle this

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

lewd

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

I'll fetch a mop.

truejedi Senior Member

kaylee was the best. Also, all the new blood is me.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

TJ works hard to be a sock.

truejedi Senior Member

Pretty much. I was a sock before being a sock was cool though.

truejedi Senior Member

It stems from that moment when I realized that saying something last is the equivalent of saying it best.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

LAST.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by truejedi
It stems from that moment when I realized that saying something last is the equivalent of saying it best.
That's why going first in a rap battle is never a good idea.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Going first in bed is okay, provided you have the keys to the car.

Zampanó The Blind Critic

A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE COMES EXACTLY WHEN HE MEANS T-

oh im sorry thats never happened 2 me be4 u believe me rite

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Originally posted by Zampanó
A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE COMES EXACTLY WHEN HE MEANS T-

oh im sorry thats never happened 2 me be4 u believe me rite

truejedi Senior Member

The adult milestone article from cracked is good stuff. The "having strong opinions on a subject but not remembering why" point definitely reminded me of this place.