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Lightsaber duels can't be realistic. The attributes of a lightsaber would make traditional swordplay nonviable.

Exactly. Complaining about realism in fights with weightless magnetised plasma tubes is kinda dumb.

You know what he means douchebags.

Originally posted by psmith81992
You know what he means douchebags.

^ This. Just because science fiction elements exist, I don't arbitrarily throw out the idea that some things should try to conform to reason. Case in point - no one would argue a blaster pistol (a fictional item) should be used randomly to reflect bullets off of walls and kill people instead of shooting at them normally. In the same line of thinking, no one would think that lightsabers, similar to kendo weapons, need to be swung around like cheerleading batons and back-revealing spins included, as well as this shit:

They are practically sitting in each other's laps, neither is moving their legs or feet, and they are swinging their blades so that neither hits the other. If you want to go HURR SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF or HURR NOT SUPER REAL ANYWAY STFU, try explaining how the above is in any way deserves anything but utter loathing.

... And then tell me why I should have any hope for a Disney production.

Also, Neph, since I heard you love James Franco so much:

Nowhere did I defend that you stupid metrosexual.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nowhere did I defend that you stupid metrosexual.

You gave support to Neph. This makes you guilty of all his crimes by association.

I literally only just posted that.

Get a life loser, eat shit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I literally only just posted that.

Get a life loser, eat shit.

You're just jealous of my mad fast net and skills.

Urgh, I hate Franco's face so much. It's like a special kind of hate that never goes away.

Franco's brother is going to be typecasted as a silly pothead. He was awesome on scrubs

Staying up and watching Wawrinka-Djokovic was well worth the 2 hour sleep.

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I've forgotten how strange looking Eva Green is.

Strange looking? I think she's the hottest chick alive.

I suppose it's hard to articulate. She is attractive, but there's something odd about her. Alien. Hard to pinpoint. Whether or not that adds to her allure is up to the individual.

I'm not sure I'd say hottest chick alive though.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I suppose it's hard to articulate. She is attractive, but there's something odd about her. Alien. Hard to pinpoint. Whether or not that adds to her allure is up to the individual.

I'm not sure I'd say hottest chick alive though.

I think it's the pronounced forehead and the Kubrick stare she's always giving us.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I suppose it's hard to articulate. She is attractive, but there's something odd about her. Alien. Hard to pinpoint. Whether or not that adds to her allure is up to the individual.

I'm not sure I'd say hottest chick alive though.

The damn French.