The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Why is Mila Kunis every white man's dream? It's like, if you can't settle for a demure Japanese woman, you settle for Mila Kunis.

Jennifer Lawrence is pretty fantastic.

That is a bold claim though. I have heard very little white guy buzz about Jennifer Lawrence.

Maybe I just know all the wrong white people. But Japanese women are a pretty close second.

The War of Wrath was anticlimactic as ****.

So was your dick, according to my Mom.

It's true, I ****ed her so hard that she passed out before I could even come.

She says that's because you came before you guys even started, and then you cried for awhile.

Real men crymax.

Jennifer Lawrence is hot but she's not Kunis or Green level hot

Mila Kunis >>> Eva Green > Jennifer Lawrence

But none of them are anywhere near as hot as a Kate Beckinsale or a Natalie Portman.

That's debatable.

Originally posted by Q99
While it was definitely well-made and the aliens were pretty cool, Hot Fuzz is still my favorite (liked the characters more).

^ This. World's End was good, right up until the end. Then it just got weird, and I didn't enjoy it as much. Hot Fuzz is the strongest of the Cornetto Trilogy.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Jennifer Lawrence is pretty fantastic.

That is a bold claim though. I have heard very little white guy buzz about Jennifer Lawrence.

She's quite 'girl next door'. Plus she has strange eyes, so there's that.

Originally posted by Astor Ebligis
Mila Kunis >>> Eva Green > Jennifer Lawrence

But none of them are anywhere near as hot as a Kate Beckinsale or a Natalie Portman.

Very debatable. While Kate is pretty smoking, Natalie is alright. Every time I see her, though all I can think about is how sand just gets everywhere.

Antje Traue is certainly up there. At least in my book.

Miranda Kerr > all:

YouTube video

http://www.cracked.com/video_18751_the-dark-truth-behind-most-famous-cartoon-company-ever.html

Interesting

I thought it was common sense to assume that the various Acme animals were like, genetically engineered mutant thingies.

So Moose what do you think of Shadow Over Mordor making Tolkien all edgy?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f66/t590707.html

So for this Pathfinder campaign I'm applying for, I wrote this really ****ing long world-quilt history for my character, only for my GM to tell me that most of it doesn't fit in his world. Why he didn't tell me this before, when I asked him a shit ton of questions about the world, but whatever.

So this is my new bio:

If you couldn't tell from the picture, I'm intending on having her be a strong, recently widowed lesbian who rises above the preconceptions of her male dominated society.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f66/t590707.html

Hmm, actually looks quite good. I'll keep my expectations tempered but I gotta say, I'm looking forward to it.

I have finished The Silmarillion.

Probably gonna take a break on my Tolkien marathon, read some non-fantasy fiction. Maybe American Psycho.