The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Tzeentch
So for this Pathfinder campaign I'm applying for, I wrote this really ****ing long world-quilt history for my character, only for my GM to tell me that most of it doesn't fit in his world. Why he didn't tell me this before, when I asked him a shit ton of questions about the world, but whatever.

So this is my new bio:

If you couldn't tell from the picture, I'm intending on having her be a strong, recently widowed lesbian who rises above the preconceptions of her male dominated society.

Is she also hispanic and uses a Makarov?

Originally posted by NemeBro
I have finished The Silmarillion.

Probably gonna take a break on my Tolkien marathon, read some non-fantasy fiction. Maybe American Psycho.

I posted all that on the Fëanor/Fingolfin thread and you left me unsatisfied, Nemebro. Shame.

idc

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Is she also hispanic and uses a Makarov?

Called it.

So who do you think wins between Sauron and Ancalagon the Black my son?

I'd say Sauron, really.

Probably.

Ancalagon is pretty ****ing big though. Sixty miles long or more.

killed by birds

He wasn't killed by birds though.

You didn't even read the Silmarillion.

What an idiot.

killed by birds

Reported.

Reported for lying.

killed by birds

You know, if I was a mod and I'd see someone reporting someone else, my first reaction would be "what a *****".

....... As opposed to someone reporting themselves?

lol

I just cried at the end of a show called Princess Tutu. I feel like turning in ALL of my man cards but it was so worth it.

homo

It's about ballet.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It's about ballet.

Princess Tutu (プリンセスチュチュ, Purinsesu Chuchu) is a metafictional, ballet-themed magical girl, dramatic-musical anime series created by Ikuko Itoh in 2002...

Originally posted by NemeBro
He wasn't killed by birds though.

You didn't even read the Silmarillion.

What an idiot.

👆

Blax, reported for lying and not reading, both of which are federal crimes.

Mods shave no power here... Stealth Moose... the Grey...