The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Princess Tutu (プリンセスチュチュ, Purinsesu Chuchu) is a metafictional, ballet-themed magical girl, dramatic-musical anime series created by Ikuko Itoh in 2002...

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Blax, reported for lying and not reading, both of which are federal crimes.

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Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Princess Tutu (プリンセスチュチュ, Purinsesu Chuchu) is a metafictional, ballet-themed magical girl, dramatic-musical anime series created by Ikuko Itoh in 2002...

Ballet is the most hardcore of all dance, b*tch. estahuh

Princess Tutu was pretty great though. It actually got dark as hell. Its based alot around fairytales, and if you know anything about fairytales you know how fvcked up they are. And every episode of Tutu has a dark tragic fairytale at the start along the lines of 'A guy loved a mannequin so much it came to life. But then it fell in love with someone else. Hah!'

http://www.cracked.com/video_18759_adventures-in-jedi-school-sexism-lightsaber-safety.html

This new series is goddamn hilarious.

Rumors that Mara Jade will be part of Rebels and Episode 7:

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/mara-jade-connected-star-wars-vii-114900655.html

And that everything post ROTJ will be replaced. (Which we all kind of expect).

Something about birds killing Ancalagon...

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Mods shave no power here... Stealth Moose... the Grey...
Why don't you shave this dick?

If Mara Jade was in Rebels I would kill myself out of joy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Ballet is the most hardcore of all dance, b*tch. estahuh

Princess Tutu was pretty great though. It actually got dark as hell. Its based alot around fairytales, and if you know anything about fairytales you know how fvcked up they are. And every episode of Tutu has a dark tragic fairytale at the start along the lines of 'A guy loved a mannequin so much it came to life. But then it fell in love with someone else. Hah!'

Some of the Grimm tales were originally dark and twisted though, with no discernable morals, cuz Germany.

Originally posted by REXXXX
Something about birds killing Ancalagon...

Also, we have no idea how Ancalagon was slain, so we must assume, in the tradition of MVF, that he was defeated using a method Sauron doesn't have/can't replicate, and because Sauron hasn't shown this ability, he naturally can't have it, thus Ancalagon wins.

Indeed! What large birds foes Sauron possess?

He's a shapeshifter who rules over flying vampiresAbsolutely none. Concession granted.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Also, we have no idea how Ancalagon was slain
Likely by Earendil stabbing him with his flying magical ship. He had just watched The Little Mermaid, you see.

Or Jaws: The Revenge.

Sauron is more powerful than Osse, who could juggle countries, though.

But he lacks birds. Since if someone dies to one cause, we can only ever say for certain 100% that they can die to that one cause, regardless of things like 'reason'.

So Sauron lacks real birds. He loses.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
But he lacks birds. Since if someone dies to one cause

IMPLYING THAT ANCALAGON WAS KILLED BY BIRDS

The birds are just for distraction. Sauron would have to impale Ancalagon with his shapeshifting rhino penis since he lacks an airship like Earendill.

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Can we agree this was the greatest game of all time?

Definitely one of the best OSTs. I get goosebumps just loading up the game.

However, even as a die-hard fan I could pick it apart.

Spoiler:
Invisible War was so much better

Invisible War was the Godfather III of this trilogy. As far as OSTs go, I don't know of anything coming close to this. In terms of storylines, I think the original Deus Ex had the greatest storyline of all time (followed by Assassins Creed). However, this game had it all.

I honestly don't see the love that the original got. I've played them all, and while the original was cool for its time, it has aged horribly, and it is not a fun game to replay. Also, in terms of moral choices and well-done dystopian grey-areas, IW exceeds both titles. DX:HR is however, the technically superior game and has bred new life into the series, so I love it all the same.

I replay IW every single year. The only other title I do this with is... wait for it...

None.