The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by MF DELPH

Regarding this April's Fools prank:

YouTube video

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-useless-pieces-advice-everyone-believes/

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Just did my taxes. Got a 750 dollar tax return.

Hookers and blow for everyone!

Except Faunus.

1500. Thank god for the sekrit white refund option.

Normally I get back between 3-4k. This year I only got back $200, though, as I totally forgot that I adjusted my w-4 at some point and 'claimed 8' for the majority of the year... My greed nearly cost me.

Had the wife not had a few school-related write offs, I would have owed the guvment money. F*ck, that would've sucked.

g007-psyduck

You have a brood?

Da fuq is brood?

Ya Moosey Babe was right about 1 thing.

Marka Ragnos was a more learned Wizard than was Tenebrae.

Tenebrae was just eviler and more surrendered to the most powerful magi techniques, Force drain rituals and mind domination.

As Plagueis said, it's all a matter of persistence. Any Sith with clarity of focus, given enough time, can master any ritual or technique within the Force. Any Sith can Force drain a galaxy and become a God Emperor.

Originally posted by Galan007
Da fuq is brood?

A bunch of kids, since you claimed eight.

Originally posted by Oneness
Ya Moosey Babe was right about 1 thing.

Marka Ragnos was a more learned Wizard than was Tenebrae.

Tenebrae was just eviler and more surrendered to the most powerful magi techniques, Force drain rituals and mind domination.

As Plagueis said, it's all a matter of persistence. Any Sith with clarity of focus, given enough time, can master any ritual or technique within the Force. Any Sith can Force drain a galaxy and become a God Emperor.

The ****?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
A bunch of kids, since you claimed eight.
Lol, no. I have one kid. My employer no longer allows us to claim exempt on our w-4, so claiming 8 is the next best thing if you don't want a bunch of taxes taken out of a particular check. So if I work a lot of overtime, for example, I'll claim 8 in order to take home more of that money. Thing is, you have to remember to change your w-4 back to normal afterward... Which I didn't.

Sometimes we must herp before we can derp. 👆

And here I was thinking you had some modern day Borgias going on.

Ah well, learn next year.

Ah the Borgias.

Good group.

Did you know they were Italian?

Yes you fool. I know my entire Renaissance history from the Assassins Creed games. Pope Alexander aka Rodrigo aka Grand Master of the Templars.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Did you know they were Italian?

Spanish, pleb.

Sorry, he was the Grand Master of the Italian Templars.

Nope.