The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Nephthys
Blax is a sock?

You're a f*cking noob.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Do Janus and I really count as socks, though? I always thought that in order to be a sock, your main account had to be banned under punishment. I asked Lana to ban my old account because I forgot the password and Janus... idk what actually happened to Janus.

Same thing as you, I think.

Yes, you do f*cking count as socks. Just normal socks and not angry, bitter socks.

So I'm just a boring sock? 🙁

Originally posted by Tzeentch
So I'm just a boring sock? 🙁

No, Blax. Come on now.

You're boring anyways, with or without the "sock."

Killjoy.

Also, I have Leavitts in my family tree, so I'm immune to your hatorade. And srsly, "there are no poor Jews" is hardly antisemitic.
Any digs aimed at Dave's way are entirely just to ruffle his feathers.

And as for socking, my old account cannot be retrieved because my old PC shit the bed and the email I used to register is an expired Yahoo account from circa 1999.

Tzeentch
Do Janus and I really count as socks, though? I always thought that in order to be a sock, your main account had to be banned under punishment. I asked Lana to ban my old account because I forgot the password and Janus... idk what actually happened to Janus.

^ Oh yeah.

Originally posted by The Renegade
You're a f*cking noob.

You're just mad you can't swear like Faunus can.

Blax's current account is 5 years old. Its been ages, I don't remember wtf happened.

Originally posted by The Renegade
Can anyone link me to where Faunus f*cks DS/TDTD?

Also, I wanna swear. How come Faunus gets to swear?

*Angrily jumps up and down.*

Holy shit you're right. How'd he bypass the censor?

Yeah I'm old as ****; January 2006.

Not as old as Janus, Sorgo and Faunus though. Those dudes need walkers.

Only for a trip round the woodshed I say. estahuh

****in' old people, taking our jobs, stealing our women.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Killjoy.

Also, I have Leavitts in my family tree, so I'm immune to your hatorade. And srsly, "there are no poor Jews" is hardly antisemitic.
Any digs aimed at Dave's way are entirely just to ruffle his feathers.

Why are you responding? That old fool is trying to ruffle your feathers, I reckon.

Also, someone f*cking link me please?

Oh yes. Time to play KoTOR 2 with the Restored Content mod. Life is good.

Moose
And srsly, "there are no poor Jews" is hardly antisemitic.

Moose
You admitted to living at home with mommy well into your twenties which, being a Jew, surprised no one.

And congratulations, my ten thousandth post is a defense of brother DS from brother Janus's furious WASPism. My legacy. Here:

Spoiler:
Post-credits scene! Swearing is accomplished through size tags, quote the following to reveal the secret!

"You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking, wildling bastard."

Also, my favorite post:

BlaxTzeentch
Ahhhhh. This is the KMC I was born into.

This is the KMC I missed.

👆 The love is mutual, brother.

Why are you responding? That old fool is trying to ruffle your feathers, I reckon.

Also, someone f*cking link me please?

Lol this kid is amusing. Keep at it sorgo🙂

Lets put our cards on the table Faunus. We both know that if you post Rex's pms, they would inevitably end with the final PM where Rex told me there wasn't either enough evidence or any evidence, and, that's why my account wasn't banned.

But let me be honest with you. I stopped taking you seriously when you claimed I was a pro republican porn spammer, or whatever it was. Look, I know you desperately want to believe you uncovered all the truth and lies of "Dave", but you really only know what I want you to know and anything you discovered on "accident" or through internet searches all lead nowhere. I have played the game with you for years precisely because your "clues" led nowhere. If you were at least close, I'd be kinda scared and disappear or stop posting as much.

Anyways, you're a genuinely nice guy with a misplaced sense of certainty and that's ok. I like how you can "Tell" what is the truth about me and what is a lie. I'm 100% consistent with all my truth and my lies. Did I go to law school? Maybe. Do I run an amazon warehouse? Maybe. I spend most of my day on the computer and I'm narcissistic to a fault so the reaction I get out of guys like you, Janus, and the hilariously childish Sorgo, are the reactions I go for. I love the "you're mad!" comments because I'll be damned if I don't say something and expect anything other than a hatorade sandwich (is that a term?)We'll just agree to disagree about who I really am and you can go on being sure of yourself and we can be civil. Either way, it does not bother me the least.

Oh Jesus.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Oh Jesus.

Yes! That's what I was going for. Some people are predictable. To be honest though I was expecting that reaction from another person. I'm not God after all.

I'm pretty sure there's a Cracked article that describes your behavior as of the past 10 minutes.

I'm getting special attention because I gave him special attention when I exposed him for being utterly full of shit.

(Faunus' way of bypassing the swear filter sucks. I have easier methods.)

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I'm pretty sure there's a Cracked article that describes your behavior as of the past 10 minutes.

One post is 10 minutes? Where'd you learn your math?

I'm getting special attention because I gave him special attention when I exposed him for being utterly full of shit.

Get it?

Yes, we all get it that you're utterly obsessed with me. Now whether it's my package or my financial situation, I don't know. But looking like a fool isn't likely to get my attention.