The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Tzeentch3,287 pages

You posted twice in that ten minute window I was referencing.

Arbitrary time frame and post but ok. Would love to read this cracked article

Found it.

The Manipulator.

Wow, I didn't consider myself the master manipulator. That's Emperor Palpatine territory. Is it my fault that certain children or unintelligent folk are predictable? Or is it a character flaw? But thank you. Or is it possible you know as much of what you're talking about as Sorgo? I'd say the latter. It's always nice to engage the lesser folk like you, Sorgo, and Exodus while the adults are away. I apologize, I'll do it less.

Well, I guess the distinction between you and Palpatine is that Palpatine is an actual manipulator, whereas the category of manipulator you'd fall under, the category referenced in the article, is someone who thinks that they're a manipulator and boasts about it, but is actually just a depressing clown-shoe.

I appreciate the input. That's why I posted this:

Or is it possible you know as much of what you're talking about as Sorgo? I'd say the latter. It's always nice to engage the lesser folk like you, Sorgo, and Exodus while the adults are away. I apologize, I'll do it less.

Which basically states that you're not intelligent enough to make such an assessment. As I said, thanks though..

I never called myself a manipulator, just narcissistic on the internet. Shocking you didn't see a distinction.

Originally posted by psmith81992
Yes, we all get it that you're utterly obsessed with me. Now whether it's my package or my financial situation, I don't know. But looking like a fool isn't likely to get my attention.

You've dropped my name and discussed me far more than I've you. I know you're bitter and will forever express max hate for me due to me exposing you as someone who lies about stealing but it's okay.

Don't worry about it. I'm sure some time in the future, you'll say it was all on purpose for the lulz/trolling or some other responsibility-dodging crap. I'm not too worried, though.

Where's the U, Mr. Trainer?


You've dropped my name and discussed me far more than I've you. I know you're bitter and will forever expressed max hate for me due to me exposing you as someone who lies about stealing but it's okay.

This would make sense if we ignore the past 3 pages of this forum. Is the little baby going to have a heart attack again?

Originally posted by Eminence
More this that gave me pause:

But I'll accept that tact was overlooked in your bid to show Gandalf the meaning of haste, Shadowfax.

And congratulations, my ten thousandth post is a defense of brother DS from brother Janus's furious WASPism. My legacy. Here:

Spoiler:
Post-credits scene! Swearing is accomplished through size tags, quote the following to reveal the secret!

"You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking, wildling bastard."

Also, my favorite post:

Oh right. That's a Big Bang Theory reference. They always make fun of Howard for having seventies clothing and living with his overbearing mom.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Found it.

The Manipulator.

A bit of Ferous Carnus, Capitalista, and Tireless Rebutter imo.

That's his general behavior, yeah. This is the first time I've ever seen Beefy engage in this "Hahah, you've all fallen prey to my clever subterfuge" nonsense, though.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
That's his general behavior, yeah. This is the first time I've ever seen Beefy engage in this "Hahah, you've all fallen prey to my clever subterfuge" nonsense, though.

That's not what I said lol. I've lost too many debates to claim I'm a master manipulator. I simply said the truths and the lies I tell are what I want you to know and nothing more.

And Janus, that's an interesting thing you just posted. Reminded me of our debate when RH stepped in and you wouldn't give ground. Same thing with the Obama debate. Most of the debates you had with Gideon and LS, etc. Guess we're all guilty of that🙂 Although some of us would admit it and some of us...Well you know

Originally posted by psmith81992
That's not what I said lol. I've lost too many debates to claim I'm a master manipulator. I simply said the truths and the lies I tell are what I want you to know and nothing more.

And Janus, that's an interesting thing you just posted. Reminded me of our debate when RH stepped in and you wouldn't give ground. Same thing with the Obama debate. Most of the debates you had with Gideon and LS, etc. Guess we're all guilty of that🙂 Although some of us would admit it and some of us...Well you know

Where is the U, Dave?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Where is the U, Dave?

Looks like I proved my point. I applaud you for the misdirection you're so adept at when on the losing end.

Guys, Mr. Trainer knows what's best. We must believe in him.

Originally posted by The Renegade
Guys, Mr. Trainer knows what's best. We must be[b]lieve in him. [/B]
Originally posted by The Renegade

psmith81992
Lol this kid is amusing. Keep at it sorgo🙂

Lets put our cards on the table Faunus. We both know that if you post Rex's pms, they would inevitably end with the final PM where Rex told me there wasn't either enough evidence or any evidence, and, that's why my account wasn't banned.

But let me be honest with you. I stopped taking you seriously when you claimed I was a pro republican porn spammer, or whatever it was. Look, I know you desperately want to believe you uncovered all the truth and lies of "Dave", but you really only know what I want you to know and anything you discovered on "accident" or through internet searches all lead nowhere. I have played the game with you for years precisely because your "clues" led nowhere. If you were at least close, I'd be kinda scared and disappear or stop posting as much.

Anyways, you're a genuinely nice guy with a misplaced sense of certainty and that's ok. I like how you can "Tell" what is the truth about me and what is a lie. I'm 100% consistent with all my truth and my lies. Did I go to law school? Maybe. Do I run an amazon warehouse? Maybe. I spend most of my day on the computer and I'm narcissistic to a fault so the reaction I get out of guys like you, Janus, and the hilariously childish Sorgo, are the reactions I go for. I love the "you're mad!" comments because I'll be damned if I don't say something and expect anything other than a hatorade sandwich (is that a term?)We'll just agree to disagree about who I really am and you can go on being sure of yourself and we can be civil. Either way, it does not bother me the least.

psmith81992
We both know that if you post Rex's pms, they would inevitably end with the final PM where Rex told me there wasn't either enough evidence or any evidence, and, that's why my account wasn't banned.

Right. Which would establish that REX lied, to one or both of us, thereby invalidating his input.

psmith81992
Lets put our cards on the table Faunus.

Yeah. Let's, uh... let's do that.

1. The tdtd thing. Link.
2. Supplementary material, several tangents to be followed therein. Link.
3. Spam stuff. Read carefully, don't miss the nuggets. Link.

psmith91882
I love the "you're mad!" comments

I hope this isn't directed at me. In the event that you missed the gist of the metaphor, the joke was that Bruce Banner's secret is that he's "always angry." Since your default side is Banner and your likable side is the Hulk... eh?

Eh? Get it?

Or h-have you not... seen The Avengers?


I hope this isn't directed at me. In the event that you missed the gist of the metaphor, the joke was that Bruce Banner's secret is that he's "always angry." Since your default side is Banner and your likable side is the Hulk... eh?

Eh? Get it?

Or h-have you not... seen The Avengers?


No, that wasn't at you but I appreciate your years of trying so hard to prove something that leads nowhere. You posted this years ago. I found it amusing then. I find it amusing now that you you're at a deadend with no new (and false) material. But keep at it, I'm sure you'll uncover something eventually.

Right. Which would establish that REX lied, to one or both of us, thereby invalidating his input.

Yet you're the one who mentioned Rex's PMs?

Like I said, if I was at all concerned about you uncovering my identity, I would post much less or at the very least, not coax you into rehashing old detective work you spent so much time on.