The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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More like meso-ecto.

Pure mesomorphic body types are extremely rare.

Ahhh... now I get it all. 😄

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Ahhh... now I get it all. 😄

That's what your mom said once she spent a night with me.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Edit: Enyalus, I dare you to give someone a heart attack while he's pounding on you with punches and kicks. Besides, if you're in for 'pressure point' killing, I suggest you do back-of-the-head stuff. Knock someone over with a kick and elbow him in the back of the head. If done right, it causes paralysis and potential death.

I never said it would be my preferred method to end an engagement. I was simply offering an example of something which you can do with it. I know plenty of other ways to end a fight.

Originally posted by Enyalus
That's what your mom said once she spent a night with me.

Wha? I never thought you still needed babysitting, child.

And yeah. But the fancy moves in MA are sometimes impractical, which is annoying.

I'm naughty by nature. Of course I still need babysitting.

(Weak comeback, btw) 😛

God damn, look at all these new faces of people I don't know. A whole new generation of people who can either worship Old Man Pedo Sidious or Bad Man Baldy Bane.

Which do you subscribe to?

Originally posted by Enyalus
Which do you subscribe to?

Neither, although way back in the day when I first came to this forum, Revan was my god, now I don't give two shits anymore.

Originally posted by Enyalus
I'm naughty by nature. Of course I still need babysitting.

(Weak comeback, btw) 😛

You don't know the power of the witty comebacks.

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Well there are 3 bodytypes.

Ectomorph, mesomorphs and endomorphs.

Ecto- skinny, easy to lose fat, hard to gain weight , narrow shoulders and generally tall

Meso- genetically gifted, born with a naturally hard body and a little muscular with that "V" shape as well as broad shoulders, easy to lose and gain weight but can get fat if diet isn't watched. Very easy to put on muscle also as well as having a good bone structure.

Endo- well big guys with broad shoulders, big bones but generally have alot of fats, hard to lose fats.

Most people have a mixed body type, mine has both mesomorphic and ectomorphic traits, arnolds was similae, yours is probably the same.

Me? Well i only weigh 172 lbs and i stand at 5'9' which is 77-78kilos and 179-180cm tall.

There was an increase from 138 lbs to 172lbs since i started eating like a horse and bodybuilding.

My dad's almost certainly mesomorphic; at 6' 1", when he was in his late twenties and early thirties, he weight 135 pounds. A stick. And he ate like an elephant, seriously. Big guy, big shoulders, it's ridiculous. Now he's in his early fifties and pretty much doesn't give a shit about his diet - he's deluded himself with my mother's help into thinking he's eating healthy - so he's got that typical belly fat thing going on. When he was alone for a little over a month when my mother, my sister, and I went abroad to visit family, he lost eighteen pounds. Bastard.

My mom's, 5' 1", and although I don't what body type she is, her brothers range from 5' 6" to 5' 11", with an inverse relationship between height and shoulder width.

Me? At the moment, I'm about 5' 10", and am definitely set for a rather solid V-shape thing once I get working out again (now). I have a double-first-cousin (mom's sister married dad's brother) who is seven years older and about a third of an inch shorter, and looks like an older me (except not quite as sexy), but his growth pattern and body type are completely different. He hit 5' 10" in ninth grade and then just didn't grow. I never really had a serious growth spurt, I've just kept growing at an inch or two a year and I have bigger shoulders than he does.

Of course, I tend to pack on fat like no other. Three weeks of bingeing in fifth grade (after one year abroad without junk food) basically inflated me like a balloon. It was sad, and it's taken a shitload of work to get most of that off. But I also build muscle fast, although that's likely on account of my previous lack of real physical exertion - two hours a day of backyard football for two years doesn't really count, apparently - and my pretty underdeveloped muscles.

Watch out for me, bitches.

Oh, and pressure points below the neck (excluding groin) in combat scenarios make no sense. We should be dropping like flies if a punch to the armpit could induce a heart-attack.

Originally posted by Faunus
My dad's almost certainly mesomorphic; at 6' 1", when he was in his late twenties and early thirties, he weight 135 pounds. A stick. And he ate like an elephant, seriously. Big guy, big shoulders, it's ridiculous. Now he's in his early fifties and pretty much doesn't give a shit about his diet - he's deluded himself with my mother's help into thinking he's eating healthy - so he's got that typical belly fat thing going on. When he was alone for a little over a month when my mother, my sister, and I went abroad to visit family, he lost eighteen pounds. Bastard.

My mom's, 5' 1", and although I don't what body type she is, her brothers range from 5' 6" to 5' 11", with an inverse relationship between height and shoulder width.

Me? At the moment, I'm about 5' 10", and am definitely set for a rather solid V-shape thing once I get working out again (now). I have a double-first-cousin (mom's sister married dad's brother) who is seven years older and about a third of an inch shorter, and looks like an older me (except not quite as sexy), but his growth pattern and body type are completely different. He hit 5' 10" in ninth grade and then just didn't grow. I never really had a serious growth spurt, I've just kept growing at an inch or two a year and I have bigger shoulders than he does.

Of course, I tend to pack on fat like no other. Three weeks of bingeing in fifth grade (after one year abroad without junk food) basically inflated me like a balloon. It was sad, and it's taken a shitload of work to get most of that off. But I also build muscle fast, although that's likely on account of my previous lack of real physical exertion - two hours a day of backyard football for two years doesn't really count, apparently - and my pretty underdeveloped muscles.

Watch out for me, bitches.

Oh, and pressure points below the neck (excluding groin) in combat scenarios make no sense. We should be dropping like flies if a punch to the armpit could induce a heart-attack.

YOUR DAD'S BRO MARRIED YOUR MOM'S SIS?

Wow. I've never heard of that. In my friggin' life.

It's not that uncommon. It's kinda cool.

Originally posted by Faunus
Oh, and pressure points below the neck (excluding groin) in combat scenarios make no sense. We should be dropping like flies if a punch to the armpit could induce a heart-attack.

Good thing not everyone knows how to do that stuff, eh?

Anyway, there are plenty of pressure points along the torso. Just above the nipple, for instance, is a nerve center. And the solar plexis, need I say more?

16 years old, 6'4, 220 pounds, and learning Muay Thai.

Watch out for me, bitches. 313

Blax, you're scaring me. Muay Thai is one of the scariest martial arts. And you're big. Reallly big.

And yeah, Faunus, you bet it's cool. Weird, though.

Btw, a cousin of mine was born today. Everyone be happy.

It's the black DNA that gives him the height, and his instinctive love of tacos which allows him to amass such weight easily.

Very simple.

Pfft. Blax, I bet I squat, deadlift, and bench more than you. Bet I'm a hell of a lot faster, too. I shall kick thee in thy gonads.

Crimzon, congrats on your cousin. Hope it lives a miserable, miserable life.

Bet I'm faster than all of you. 'Cause I'm small. Ha.

And thanks for your generous wishes towards my cousin. I shall treasure them always.

LOL. Congrats, Crimzon.

Schwarzenegger, for how long have you been bodybuilding?

EDIT - I bet you're not faster than me. 🙂