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We're not going after Iran. After Kuwait and North Korea are assimilated and their current denizens are summarily deported, we shall use the oil reserves of the former and the nuclear resources of the latter to draw the world's attention away from my first real target: India. Over a seventh of the human population - half of whom are just being useless - would make a great force to put South Asia back together. Corruption is rampant and infrastructure sucks, land and natural environments are being raped and resources are being wasted, and that idiot Ambani is building a five-hundred foot-tall billion-dollar house for his wife, three kids, and mother.

Seriously. India's issues >>>>> China's.

Originally posted by Faunus
Ivalice got temp-banned. I told him a dozen times to calm down, but nooo, he's got to be all badass and shit.

And my birthday's the day after the day after tomorrow. *happydance*

Originally posted by Faunus
We're not going after Iran. After Kuwait and North Korea are assimilated and their current denizens are summarily deported, we shall use the oil reserves of the former and the nuclear resources of the latter to draw the world's attention away from my first real target: India. Over a seventh of the human population - half of whom are just being useless - would make a great force to put South Asia back together. Corruption is rampant and infrastructure sucks, land and natural environments are being raped and resources are being wasted, and that idiot Ambani is building a five-hundred foot-tall billion-dollar house for his wife, three kids, and mother.

Seriously. India's issues >>>>> China's.

O-kay. So can I personally execute Ambani? And be India's dictator while you act as the shadowy Sith Lord and manipulate everything? Can I rape Sarah Palin? Preferably knock her up. Wonder if she'll get an abortion?

So, after we take over Kuwait, Korea, and India, how 'bout we take over China. Seriously. Everyone's pretty damn sure everyone will be Chinese in a couple o' dozen years, so if we rule China, won't we eventually rule the world? And spread our unparalleled dominion over Earth? We can blow up Africa, too. I challenge you to say no to that.

And then, there will be peace.

Good GOD!

The PSAT takes a long time.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Good GOD!

The PSAT takes a long time.

Originally posted by Autokrat
Pfft... the PSAT is nothing, the SAT and ACT blow them away. They both suck hardcore.

Really? This one lasted about 3 hours. The plan test (not sure what it is exactly, maybe a free version of the PSAT) next month is supposed to be about 3 1/2 hours... How long is the real deal?

I had to be there half an hour before I usually get to school, so I was sorry I only got 3 hours of sleep last night...

I took the FHETAPAR (****ing hard exams that are pointless and retarded) a while ago. It > your test.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
I took the FHETAPAR (****ing hard exams that are pointless and retarded) a while ago. It > your test.

Was that a side effect of not living in America? I've never heard of it, and Google gets no results. What's it for?

Edit: That sounds terrible. I've never heard of it, but living in America doesn't guarantee I've heard of every test here- I didn't mean to sound like an ignorant jerk, but sometimes it happens...

Well, y'see, FHETAPAR is this crazy, crazy hard exam they gave me in my house. I live with a lot of people in my house. It's a very big house. My best friend thinks she's a box of rotten macaroni. That's crazy, man. I guess this is why the sign says 'Insane Asylum'. Wait a minute... I'm not insane. So WTF?

Note: Do you possess poor humor detectors, or am I just too darned insane to make a joke? ****ing (F) Hard (H) Exams (E) That (T) Are (A) Pointless (P) And (A) Retarded (R).

Holy crap.

*Facepalm*
Self fail.

I am so exhausted right now, I can't even see how ironic this is. I'm gonna go take another nap.

Nice acronym. I might have to steal it.

Wow.

I think I need to retire from debating.

I think Nemesis needs to do a little more than take a nap.

Originally posted by Faunus
I think Nemesis needs to do a little more than take a nap.

He's part of the reason I'm thinking about retiring. And Enyalus, Truejedi, and (to a greater extent) the morons at TFN.

It seems like, anymore, people go out of there way to disagree with me. It wouldn't normally be a problem, but ever since you and I argued with Enyalus and Great Vengeance for ten pages on that one thread, my patience with people has been so very limited.

And it's not so much that they disagree but they seemingly have no valid point whatsoever.

The guys at TFN? Jesus Christ. You should see the argument I'm having with them about the abolishment of the psuedo-Sith post-RotJ.

Edit: Great. I'm banned for the third friggin' time.

Originally posted by Gideon
He's part of the reason I'm thinking about retiring. And Enyalus, Truejedi, and (to a greater extent) the morons at TFN.

It seems like, anymore, people go out of there way to disagree with me. It wouldn't normally be a problem, but ever since you and I argued with Enyalus and Great Vengeance for ten pages on that one thread, my patience with people has been so very limited.

And it's not so much that they disagree but they seemingly have no valid point whatsoever.

The guys at TFN? Jesus Christ. You should see the argument I'm having with them about the abolishment of the psuedo-Sith post-RotJ.

Indeed. whether your right or wrong on this forum the argument goes on for forever and goes nowhere, ending when the losing side decides to flame the winning side. It gets tiring... so i retired from debating and just hang out on battle bar, blue milk bar, and the off topic forum. ;-)

My passion and enjoyment for this has been just defeated. I'm tired of doing this.

That's what happens when you stand at the top, everyone wants to find some way to drag you down.

Or maybe it's a sign I'm past my prime. I used to get a real kick out of this, you know? But I hate it anymore and I'm just too stubborn to stop.

Originally posted by Gideon
Or maybe it's a sign I'm past my prime. I used to get a real kick out of this, you know? But I hate it anymore and I'm just too stubborn to stop.

Not hard to understand when you are repeating the same debates over and over again.

Originally posted by Gideon
He's part of the reason I'm thinking about retiring. And Enyalus, Truejedi, and (to a greater extent) the morons at TFN.

It seems like, anymore, people go out of there way to disagree with me. It wouldn't normally be a problem, but ever since you and I argued with Enyalus and Great Vengeance for ten pages on that one thread, my patience with people has been so very limited.

And it's not so much that they disagree but they seemingly have no valid point whatsoever.

The guys at TFN? Jesus Christ. You should see the argument I'm having with them about the abolishment of the psuedo-Sith post-RotJ.

Edit: Great. I'm banned for the third friggin' time.

Hell, I wouldn't even know where to begin. It might be Faunus. He and I have a similar methodology. I'll probably have him recreate Project Holocron or, at least, run the thread.