The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Nephthys3,287 pages

Cryogenic freezing could easily be a thing. Carbonite freezing was just a thing Vader made up using what he had at hand.

Palps could have frozen some sperm, brosef. Reincarnation isn't a tough ****ing concept to grasp.

In all honestly, Rey being his granddaughter is... interesting. On one hand I do like the idea of Luke training Palpatine's descendent. But on the other, I feel it's a bit too similar to the OT where we have the hero struggling under a dark legacy.

Reincarnation is stupid as hell though. As is carbonite freezing.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Cryogenic freezing could easily be a thing. Carbonite freezing was just a thing Vader made up using what he had at hand.

He would have just brought the cryogenic freezer with him.

Palps could have frozen some sperm, brosef. Reincarnation isn't a tough ****ing concept to grasp.

Why the hell would he do that when he has no plans to breed or die, and Force reincarnation isn't a thing. What I'm having trouble grasping is why you think Rey being Palpatine's daughter, of all things, is anything but pure, refined, and distilled retardation.

Hm. I like the Theory tbh.

But I feel like she is Luke's daughter actually, and he sent her away due to Ren killing everyone of Luke disciples(including mom)

Honestly, I think Mara should be her mother, anyone else would feel weird.

Either way, ray's mom died during Ren's uprising, Luke sent her away, probably used the force to suppress her memories and boom.

Just my two cents.

I'd be fine if later it's explained that Rey was mind wiped to keep her safe from Kylo and the FO, though this wouldn't explain how Kylo doesn't know her already.

But it would explain she gained Force abilities and know how to fight with a lightsaber right off the get go.

I mean we didn't see Luke do anything like that in his first appearance. He actually ya know trained n all that.

Rey just seemed like "Oh I can do this and this!"

So yeah it would seem better if she was mind wiped and implanted with false memories.

lmfao ^

Ant I've noticed lately you don't contribute at all.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Ant I've noticed lately you don't contribute at all.

Don't Zen, you're only giving him the attention he wants.

Also, did anyone else notice CPO randomly getting his arm back? Wtf?

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Don't Zen, you're only giving him the attention he wants.

Also, did anyone else notice CPO randomly getting his arm back? Wtf?

/Shrug

Also I noticed that.

He's laughing at Zen because the novel flatout says Rey was just swinging her lightsaber wildly.

Originally posted by Zenwolf
Ant I've noticed lately you don't contribute at all.

My presence is my contribution.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
He's laughing at Zen because the novel flatout says Rey was just swinging her lightsaber wildly.

Haven't read the novel, fair enough then.

lmfao ^

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
What I'm having trouble grasping is why you think Rey being Palpatine's daughter, of all things, is anything but pure, refined, and distilled retardation.

As opposed to her being related to Luke?

As for the feasibility of putting an infant in suspended animation, this is SW. None of this bullshit technology makes any sense.

Her being related to Luke is supported so heavily in the movie, it's earthquake proof. Her being related to Palpatine is based on her fighting style which is said to be untrained. Totes comparable.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Her being related to Palpatine is based on her fighting style which is said to be untrained.

Seems legit

watch?v=9nuXGOO1uKo

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Her being related to Luke is supported so heavily in the movie, it's earthquake proof. Her being related to Palpatine is based on her fighting style which is said to be untrained. Totes comparable.

One, I actually don't think she's actually related to Palpatine. I was giving a synopsis of what I would do if I was in charge.

Two, her being related to Luke is really stupid poorly written dribble. It's exactly the kind of boring dimensionless shit I would expect.

Star wars is half dimensionless, boring, shit and half decent shit.

I disagree though, it wouldn't be stupidly written, it'd give Luke a reason not to want to teach her, he doesn't want another Kylo Ren or another war.

And in his mind, it would seem like his bloodline is cursed and always will be cursed, which is a nice idea, make Luke, the greatest and last(at least officially) of the Jedi, doubt himself and his capabilities, I don't want another Yoda, incapable of emotion, prideful to the point of arrogance(in the series and movies).

That would be better.

at least in my humble opinion.

Originally posted by Nephthys
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