The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by truejedi
He was quite obviously hurt tonight though. Ugly actually. He wouldn't take jumpers, and he wouldn't drive the lane. He still had 24/7/4 with 3 steals and 2 blocks, but he wasn't himself.

But why not play Z? It makes no sense? They had jamison guarding Garnett. He didnt' have a chance.

Bullshit, you can't use that "hurt" excuse. He was just fine in game 1. The Celtics played great defense on him today. He COULDN'T drive, and he had to resort to jumpers. You didn't see MJ claiming he was "hurt" everytime he had an off night (RARELY).

if he resorted to jumpers, then fine. But he wouldn't take them. And when he did, they were way off. We have seen him "resort" to jumpers many many times with great results. Check those first 3 games against the Bulls, bet they were praying he would stop "resorting" to jumpers.

Did you watch the game tonight? The man was hurt. I've watched maybe 35 Cav's games this year, seen him bottled up, seen him struggle. This wasn't that. He wasn't handling the ball, he wasn't driving, he wasn't shooting, he was simply moving it, and he wasn't even working to get open half the time.

You can't look at the stat sheet and say he was fine when he looked like he looked tonight.

However, in all seriousness, why aren't they playing Big Z?

and i agree the Cav's need a real offensive approach. Right now it is clear and let lebron score, which was great when they had no one else, but now, with Antawn Jamison and Shaq, they could run some plays now and then.

Mike Brown isn't much of a coach.

Hey guys, can anyone tell me whats wrong with this image from Pokemon Blue becuase it ****ING IMPOSSIBLE!

My God. Pikablu. I seriously thought it was a myth.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Hey guys, can anyone tell me whats wrong with this image from Pokemon Blue becuase it ****ING IMPOSSIBLE!

My God. Pikablu. I seriously thought it was a myth.

What is it with you and the most random shit? To is says tentical, whatever.

It's not Tentacool.

Random? Or cool?

Think about it.

edit: Apparantly it was fake, but pokemon blue and red are glitchy as **** so I'd believe it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Random? Or cool?

Think about it.

Looks like the end of some poor sod's dick that was mutated by fantasy radiation into a horrific smile.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Random? Or cool?

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Newsweek has to be the most biased publication out there, doesn't it?

Originally posted by truejedi
if he resorted to jumpers, then fine. But he wouldn't take them. And when he did, they were way off. We have seen him "resort" to jumpers many many times with great results. Check those first 3 games against the Bulls, bet they were praying he would stop "resorting" to jumpers.

Did you watch the game tonight? The man was hurt. I've watched maybe 35 Cav's games this year, seen him bottled up, seen him struggle. This wasn't that. He wasn't handling the ball, he wasn't driving, he wasn't shooting, he was simply moving it, and he wasn't even working to get open half the time.

You can't look at the stat sheet and say he was fine when he looked like he looked tonight.

I watched the game. It's called an off night. He couldn't do anything against the defense so he backed off.

Originally posted by truejedi
However, in all seriousness, why aren't they playing Big Z?

and i agree the Cav's need a real offensive approach. Right now it is clear and let lebron score, which was great when they had no one else, but now, with Antawn Jamison and Shaq, they could run some plays now and then.

Mike Brown isn't much of a coach.

There are two formulas to beat the Cavs, as long as you stick with one of them the entire game.

1. Make Lebron beat you and guard everybody else. I don't think Lebron has the ability to score 60+ points in a game like Kobe or MJ.

2. Double and triple team Lebron and make everybody else beat you.

Orlando did both of those last year and it was successful.

u keep ignoring the Z question.

Originally posted by truejedi
u keep ignoring the Z question.

Because he's old and a liability. Who's he going to guard? You want him to just stand at the 3 point line?

Also, I think the Spurs need to bench Duncan and play McDyess and Blair. Both of those guys can shoot, make free throws, and rebound. Three things Duncan apparently can't do anymore. Plus they're hustle players. Duncan looks like he's 90.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pickup-truck-stoled,17337/

LOL.

We may be running out of rocks, geologists say.

yeah, i read that one too. good stuff.

Has anyone else ever noticed that owls are ****ing creepy as shit? Seriously, whats up with that?

I think its the face. Its so flat. And it stares with those beadie eyes....

They're watching me

DAMN...Orlando is unstoppable.

Thats interesting...... but what does it have to go with owls?