The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by SlightlyFlaccid
His penis is probably as massive as any black man's

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Or Canadian's.

So that means Sean Bean ****ed Canada. Context not important.

F*cked us right in the Quebec. No wonder they wanna leave. Don't wanna suffer a round two.

FEEL YOUR PRESENCE ALL AROUND ME
ON THE SAME FREQUENCY,
IT'S ALL OUR LOVE CAN BE
WHEN WE RESONATE, RESONATE

EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MILES APART
I REACH FOR YOU AND THERE YOU ARE
PULL THE STRINGS THAT MOVE MY HEART
RESONATE, RESONAAAATE

Magnificent, Journey. Just magnificent.

So Raz is back, and TJ's theory has been proven wrong.

This song kinda sucks sorry to say Gid.

Edit: Its actually fairly cringe-worthy tbh.

N.
This song kinda sucks sorry to say Gid.

Edit: Its actually fairly cringe-worthy tbh.

I must have accidentally linked you to a clip of the Joker's dialogue in TDK. Sorry about that. 😬

'Resonaaaaaate, resonaaaaaate!'

Laem.

N.
'Resonaaaaaate, resonaaaaaate!'

Laem.

'Why so serious?'

Laemre.

How come whenever I talk to you you throw that in my face? Can you not come up with some fresh material? Feeling a little limp?

N.
How come whenever I talk to you you throw that in my face?

Because it irritates you. The nano-second you reply in such a manner that has me convinced you will endure the suffering I inflict, you will force me to find a different avenue in our banter. mmm

N.
Can you not come up with some fresh material?

I suppose Heath and I have that in common. 😐

N.
Feeling a little limp?

My erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with this. 😮

It irritates me because you bring it every single time we talk.

Give it a rest please.

N.
It irritates me because you bring it every single time we talk.

Give it a rest please.

WHY MUST WE BE KIND TO EACH OTHER THO?! WHY CAN'T WE VENT OUR OBVIOUS SEXUAL TENSION THROUGH MOCKERY OF WHOM WE PERCEIVE TO BE THE OTHER'S FAVORITE VILLAINS?!

I dunno, lately everything with you just feels so samey. I need some variety in our argument life, some excitement.

Maybe if we tried to get Lucien in on the action. Or I could put my argument up your pooper. Or your armpit.

N.
Or I could put my argument up your pooper.

Keep going.............

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And by argument you mean your... um... "Union Jack" right?

No.

N.
No.

Well still keep going, then..................

Errrrrr................. no. 😐

Spoiler:
I can't think of anything now.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So Raz is back, and TJ's theory has been proven wrong.

Raz is a zombie. Aim for the head.