The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Journey can suck a chode.

Suck it like its going out of fvckin' style.

Of course, blowjobs never go out of style. They are always fantastic.

Neph, I know you're English, but could you at least be an Asian too? It would make a lot more sense.

I'm man enough to flaunt my femininity at will. Y'all are pussies of the biggest order compared to my radiant manliness!

RAWR! MANLINESS! GWOK!

This song is also good because its just so metal.

Though it does sound a lot like a dog most of the times. It must be hell on the guys throat. Jeez....

http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-things-gay-people-are-going-to-hate-about-gay-marriage/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-methamphetamine-can-make-you-new-person/

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm man enough to flaunt my femininity at will. Y'all are pussies of the biggest order compared to my radiant manliness!

RAWR! MANLINESS! GWOK!

Clearly, Neph is this guy here.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/239640/saturday-night-live-digital-short-jack-sparrow

Why does Michael Bolton rock so much?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Clearly, Neph is this guy here.

Hmmm yes. I like the cut of his jib. mmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LRcmg9mxRQ

N.
Hmmm yes. I like the cut of his jib. mmm

Y-you like my jib too, right?

Right?

😐

I-I used to.

N.
I-I used to.

......................Who is he? What the fvck is his name?

Bob.

That loser in the Accounting Department? For real? You're leaving me for that guy? A man who obviously has no idea how to please a woman like you?!

wait what

Oh you know egg-zacktly what I'm talking about.

Are you implying that I am some manner of Bird/Reptile/Cephlopod/Fish/Dinosaur? Because I know I killed all the witnesses.

i don't have to use shift if i don't want to!!!!!1

Where have you been lately?