The Drunken Jesus Thread

OWWWWW!

Stop moving there's still more!

*Continues hitting you in the head with the phone book*

I think I got them all..... Drunken?....... Drunken?.........Wake up sleepy head.

*unzips pants and pees on Drunken*

Where am I?

You passed out man.

Did I drink pee?

Well to get that taste out your mouth, take another puff.

Hehehe.... don't do that here.

Who are you talking to?

The red and yellow m&m.... they're double teaming the smoking hot green one.

You should totally film it dude.

Nah I'm gonna try to get into the action.

I'll get the video camera

I have the video camera!

What are you doing?

What's it look like... banging the green m&m

That's not the green m&m man, It's a purple hippo. You're gross man, just gross.

Either way, I'm not stopping until I'm done.

How does this camera work?

That's not a camera its a pen dude.

No it's not, it's one of those hidden camera pens.

Then where's the camera?