The Drunken Jesus Thread

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Well I'm done and now I'm bored and hungry

We should totally um.... what's that word?

umm.....

eat

No not that one..... i can't remember, but i know it's a word

um... give me clue?

It's that thing you do when you're hungry

EAT!

Bingo!

Sweet! What do I win?

erm... a toenail.

Yay! I love you toenail.

Jesus loves toenail, Jesus loves toenail.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Hey man what's up. How's my... whoa, it smells like cock in here.

thats going into my profile 😆

Hey shut up! Don't make me choose between you and the toenail.

I'll choose for you *takes toenail away and swallows it*

What now?

You bastard! I hate you, I'm never talking to you again!

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Sweet! What do I win?

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
My face feels like it's covered up by bees

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
You bastard! I hate you, I'm never talking to you again!

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
You wanna get some food?