The Drunken Jesus Thread

I'm going to bed.

Are you sure you don't want a special treat before *pulls out a doobie*

You sly dog you, I would but i feel like crap right now.

YOU feel like crap?

alright, you are a serious schizo, you need a woman/man in your life 😄

I was afraid to look back and see what you were doing.

Just stay and chillax with me for a while.

Drunken Jesus 😱 What's up dude 🍺

Originally posted by Leo.M
Drunken Jesus 😱 What's up dude 🍺

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Just stay and chillax with me for a while.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Alright just for a bit.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to you.

(Oh.... okay 🙁

I'll talk to you in some other thread then 😛)

Originally posted by Leo.M
(Oh.... okay 🙁

I'll talk to you in some other thread then 😛)

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
There's my *****. Go grab the bong.

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
So what shit do you have this time?

Slow down dog, we're two here, there's something called sharing.

Fine, but don't hog it all for yourself.

Well it is mine, so I can do whatever I want with it, but here.... that should be enough for tonight. Welcome to Wonderland.

My face feels like it's covered up by bees

OMG! You have bees all over your face. Alright don't move!

*Grabs phone book at smacks it across your face*