Wow a thread like this exists? thank god.
Did you see Green goblin's new costume? WTF????????????????? jesus christmas what the hell is so hard about doing a goblin costume?
oh I see that Dock ock of Superherohype is a regular here. Hey, Ock.
Well here's why I think Sam Raimi's an idiot. There may be some repeated thoughts here that have been covered in detail before but I don't really care.
firstly, Organics. Organics. Organics. Organics. Ask yourself why he decided on purely organics and not even using the "regulators" he was planning to use instead?
The answer is: It's too unrealistic for a kid to build highly advanced technology that the world's top scientists are still working on, and therefore he'd be such a genius, he'd realistically be a gazillionare for patenting this device and selling it.
HOLY GOD Rainman, BINGO! That's who peter parker is, a boy genius! And yeah, he could do all that, but errrrrrrrrrr no he decides it's better to do the hero thing, yeah. Or holy CRAP, MAYBE THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE OURS... maybe people can get bitten by radioactive spiders and gain super powers from it.... maybe some guy's mechanical arms can get fused to his body and controlled by his brain, or maybe some guy can transform into a lizard becaus IT'S FANTASY, YOU SON OF A ...... it's not supposed to be realistic. Maybe in spidey's world, developing synthetic webs is no big deal, *shrugs* it's a fantasy, a guy jumping around dressed as a bat fighting crime isn't the least bit plausible but hey, there's this thing called suspension of disbelief that's been handy to fantasy/sci-fi viewers for some time now. you shoud look into it.
Ok, so we've established that raimi's entire reason for not including the webshooters which have been around for decades might I add, was becase they'd be too unrealistic. ok... ok.... so, what's this I hear about an alien coming from outer ****ing space in spider-man 3 to crawl up peter's butt and change his personality? Oh come on, rainman. Give me a break. Sandman, hoverboard guy, those are realistic? you have got to be kidding, rainman.
OH oh oh, and uh, the sandman kills uncle ben? if this happens, oooooooooooh lord....
Ha ha ha and gwen stacy's in this... oh and venom too, almost forgot.... Trying to sqeeze in as much as you can incase this is the last you'll ever see of a spidey movie set raimi?