Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Somebody should have really added a section that explains paragraphs in the Bible...bored
There are versions of the Judaic Bible which include...
1. The original Hebrew text
2. Literal English translation
3. Commentary from multiple sources on paragraphs, lines and words.
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Somebody should have really added a section that explains paragraphs in the Bible...bored
I have a Catholic Fireside Study Edition of the King James version of the Bible, it has two columns per page, the left hand column is the Bible, the right hand column is the Catholic interpretation of the verses in the left. I figure this will allow me to discuss religion intelligently with a Catholic.
It was my wife's before she became LDS.
You know what, we should write our own KMC Holy Word, and declare someone as our Messiah. Would be fun to see if people would start to show it as proof in message boards of year 4006...
"Flamery 23:11 states "So did the skies open as a great shadow darkened the world below and the people saw an gigantic eagle declare: "This is the seventh day of the seventh week in the seventh month of the seventh year of the seventh century in the seventh millenium, and the judgement will arrive at the dreadful sinners who have not repented their sins. Behold, as our Lord, the Great Hummingbird shall judge every soul of the universe"
...This is why you need to:
1) Humble yourself before Great Hummingbird.
2) Ask Lord Hummingbird to forgive you for all of your sins, and then ask The Tireless Platypus of Versus Forums to save you from your sins.
3)Pick up Holy Word of KMC and read the Gospel According to DarkCrawler (this gospel account emphasizes the deity of The Tireless Platypus.)
4)Pray to Great Hummingbird, our lord in the Name of Platypus daily"
Think that would catch on?
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
You know what, we should write our own KMC Holy Word, and declare someone as our Messiah. Would be fun to see if people would start to show it as proof in message boards of year 4006..."Flamery 23:11 states "So did the skies open as a great shadow darkened the world below and the people saw an gigantic eagle declare: "This is the seventh day of the seventh week in the seventh month of the seventh year of the seventh century in the seventh millenium, and the judgement will arrive at the dreadful sinners who have not repented their sins. Behold, as our Lord, the Great Hummingbird shall judge every soul of the universe"
...This is why you need to:
1) Humble yourself before Great Hummingbird.
2) Ask Lord Hummingbird to forgive you for all of your sins, and then ask The Tireless Platypus of Versus Forums to save you from your sins.
3)Pick up Holy Word of KMC and read the Gospel According to DarkCrawler (this gospel account emphasizes the deity of The Tireless Platypus.)
4)Pray to Great Hummingbird, our lord in the Name of Platypus daily"Think that would catch on?
You are good at that. 😉
Acts of Regret 98:2-4
2 And, after the 550 existences, the poster of forum wisdom, Shakyamunison, spoke the word of the Grate Hummingbird.
3 And all who did heed the word of the Grate Hummingbird, spoken through his servant the Shaky, did prosper and win many a debate against the servants of the evil Snail, the defiler of plant leaf, the debater of the incoherent argument, the simpleton that enjoyed the VS. forums to an inordinate degree.
4 And then there was roughage.
Notice the altered spelling of the term Great as it is found in the Acts of Regret, it is debated as to whether this is due to poor spelling on the part of Regret, or if there was a mistake missed by the spell check. It is generally understood that Regret was considered a heretic due to this error. All the same, the writings of Regret are considered valid, simply written by an imbecile.
Originally posted by Regret
Acts of Regret 98:2-4
2 And, after the 550 existences, the poster of forum wisdom, Shakyamunison, spoke the word of the Grate Hummingbird.
3 And all who did heed the word of the Grate Hummingbird, spoken through his servant the Shaky, did prosper and win many a debate against the servants of the evil Snail, the defiler of plant leaf, the debater of the incoherent argument, the simpleton that enjoyed the VS. forums to an inordinate degree.
4 And then there was roughage.Notice the altered spelling of the term Great as it is found in the Acts of Regret, it is debated as to whether this is due to poor spelling on the part of Regret, or if there was a mistake missed by the spell check. It is generally understood that Regret was considered a heretic due to this error. All the same, the writings of Regret are considered valid, simply written by an imbecile.
Thanks, 😄 at least I'm a good guy. I was worried that I'd be the dragon snail or something. 😆
All the same, the writings of Regret are considered valid, simply written by an imbecile.
Killer 😆
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Thanks, 😄 at least I'm a good guy. I was worried that I'd be the dragon snail or something. 😆Killer 😆
I'm glad you liked it, I wonder if we could create a KMC religious text thread, and have it stay in the religion forum...
We could quote these two in and then just let people add to it as they wanted. I think the mods'd move it to the otf though.
But then they'd have to maintain cohesion through the additions...or would they? 😕
Originally posted by Regret
I'm glad you liked it, I wonder if we could create a KMC religious text thread, and have it stay in the religion forum...
😆
Thats a great idea. We could put right on the preface (or on the first post of the first page) that "the following text are DIVINELY-inspired by the Lord Hummingbird etc." That should put all those non-believers and haters to their place.
Originally posted by Templares
😆Thats a great idea. We could put right on the preface (or on the first post of the first page) that "the following text are DIVINELY-inspired by the Lord Hummingbird etc." That should put all those non-believers and haters to their place.
lol, and then our posts in response on other threads can refer back to the KMC scripture thread as evidence 😉
Originally posted by Alliance
and it would open up the floodgates for every n00b who walks in here (no offense Templares I respect you) to make their own religion thread, making this the new OTF.I'd post it in the OTF. Not here. Let this forum die with decency.
Hence...
Originally posted by Regret
We could quote these two in and then just let people add to it as they wanted. I think the mods'd move it to the otf though.