Why do you need Jesus Christ to be saved and go to Heaven?

Started by Robtard11 pages
Originally posted by debbiejo
Why would a god need nipples. God doesn't need a penis, nipples, or any of those kinds of parts.........Nipples are only decoration anyway......Why would god want or need that???.....and what's it gonna do with its penis??.......god doesn't need to piss does it....is there piss in heaven........?? [/B]

In response to the bold type above... Where do you think rain comes from? 😘

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I just speak the Word of God--the holy Bible.

I just know it is! I just know it is! jump

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Pass some my way too....

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Sir, I don't have any thing to write to you because I have nothing to back up my incredibly stupid claims.

Fixed that for you.

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂

Pass some my way too....

Haven't had your daily dose of "I just know it is"? jump

Just pretend everything you want to believe is true becuase it is!

Why do you need Jesus Christ to be saved and go to Heaven?

Heaven is not a place to go too.
There is nothing to be saved from.
Jesus was just a man.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why do you need Jesus Christ to be saved and go to Heaven?

Heaven is not a place to go too.
There is nothing to be saved from.
Jesus was just a man.

Dearest Shakyamunison,

These are ALL lies and untruth. I can show you from the B-I-B-L-E that this is so.

I am brainwashed 😱!

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Dearest Shakyamunison,

These are ALL lies and untruth. I can show you from the B-I-B-L-E that this is so.

The Bible is a book. Nothing more. 😉
It is just a press release that tells people to live their life a certian way or they will go to hell, no questions asked!!!! 😱

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Dearest Shakyamunison,

These are ALL lies and untruth. I can show you from the B-I-B-L-E that this is so.

Can you prove these are all lies???

OOOH! OOOOH! I KNOW! I KNOW!

I know too!! jump

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Dearest Shakyamunison,

These are ALL lies and untruth. I can show you from the B-I-B-L-E that this is so.

Dearest JesusIsAlive

How do you know the Bible is true and can reveal lies? And no, saying the Bible told you so does not equal proof. I bought a copy of Rainbow 6 once, and scribbled on the inside of the front cover was "Wow, this book is so right" - I didn't believe it, especially as I don't really like Tom Clancy. So, I eagerly await your response.

Yours sincerely - Imperial_Samura.

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Re: Why do you need Jesus Christ to be saved and go to Heaven?

^ Read the Bible, enough said.

Re: Re: Why do you need Jesus Christ to be saved and go to Heaven?

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
^ Read the Bible, enough said.

Precisely, Quireo Mota. Thank you for your input!

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Precisely, Quireo Mota. Thank you for your input!

If you could really call it input.

"How do you know the Bible is true?"

"Because it says so"

"How does just saying so make it true?"

"Because it is the Bible"

"And how do you know the Bible is true?"

And so on and so on forever it seems.

Ring around the rosies

Pocket full of posies

Ashes

Ashes

We all fall down!

Isn't it amazing that we have childrens songs about Black Death?

Although interestingly in the context of the discussion, there is no evidence that that is so about that rhyme (even if you stop using the word 'ashes' which is a modern corruption stemming from the US).