Final Invitation to Heaven, sincerely Jesus Christ of Nazareth

That hand grenade compares not to Carthaginian Messiah Missiles.

Originally posted by Alliance
That hand grenade compares not to Carthaginian Messiah Missiles.

Meh, you want true destructive power you want a MOAB (MA'AT Obliteration Assault Batteries)

or Born again nukes.

Originally posted by Alliance
or Born again nukes.

They are nasty, especially as they leave traces that continue to cause pain and suffering many years after the conversion.

and kill anyone instantly (within 300 km)

JesusIsAlive you are SO...you know...WOW! jawdrop

There is an afterlife, but Hell and Heaven is a lie. Once we die, we judge OURSELVES (which is the fairest thing when you think about it)

There is only the afterlife, a place we everyone goes once they have forgiven themselves, it's a beautiful place where you rest up before you are reincarnated.

http://www.tentmaker.org/articles/ifhellisreal.htm

http://www.what-the-hell-is-hell.com/FromHellsEternalDeath.htm

There's my proof and thousands of facts proving Hell is a lie.

Where's you proof that it exists? and I don't want any of this "Because the Bible says it does' bulshit.

Lol.

Trying to disprove hell is just as futile as trying to prove hell exists.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Lol.

Trying to disprove hell is just as futile as trying to prove hell exists.

Well it is not exactly the same thing, those sites were really interesting, they disprove that the SCRIPTURE talks about hell, not that if hell physically exists or not.

Final Invitation to Heaven, sincerely Jesus Christ of Nazareth

I used to be a sinner, used to have my cake and eat it
They warned me of my fate, but I was quite prepared to meet it
You'll go to Hell they smiled at me
And told me of the roaring fires
But I was happy living wild
And fueling my own desires
I was a wild man
Drinking, smoking and messing around with women
Lots of women
No, not swimming, women

I wanna go to Heaven
The place to be is right up there
I wanna go to Heaven
It's gonna be good so I won't despair

I decided to reform and pray
Beg mercy for my soul
I prayed in church
Threw away my bad habits
Prayed out of church
Adopted an entirely different role
I gave my money to the poor until I was poor
But at least I ensured that I would go up there
Instead of down below to the Inferno
Where the evil flames of desire
Burned higher and higher and higher

I'm gonna go to Heaven
Paid my dues so I'm getting in
I'm gonna go to Heaven
It's looking good if I abstain from sin

I knocked on the pearly gates
Neatly side-stepping the long queue
Waved hi to St. Peter
Who checked my card and let me through
I smiled, threw my hands in the air
Laughed and got arrested
They said hey man, you're in the wrong place
Your behaviour is a disgrace
Here we pray every hour, on the hour
Read extracts from the Bible and look solemn'
What, says I, no party?
No party?
Let me out

Let me out of Heaven
I got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Let me out, I just can't stay here

Well I ran around in the state of shock and panic
This wan't what I expected
Here was what looked like a bunch of manic depressives
Can I get a transfer, I screamed
But no, once you're in Heaven, you're here for good
The good of your soul, but that's no good for me
If you want to go to Hell you've really got to be bad
Okay, okay, I'll be bad
Too late
What do you mean too late
Too late
No
In the meantime

Let me out of Heaven
I've got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Oh God, it's awful here
Going crazy in Heaven
Take me out and let me go to hell
No laughing in Heaven
Don't laugh, this place is Hell - Ian Gillan (lead vocalist of Deep Purple and Ian Gillan band.......................and of the Black Sabbath album "Born Again"..........musical lesson over)

I would really like to hear JIA's response to those links discrediting hell, according to him God speaks to him so I guess he will have a chicktract to discredit them.

Originally posted by BlackC@
JesusIsAlive you are SO...you know...WOW! jawdrop

There is an afterlife, but Hell and Heaven is a lie. Once we die, we judge OURSELVES (which is the fairest thing when you think about it)

There is only the afterlife, a place we everyone goes once they have forgiven themselves, it's a beautiful place where you rest up before you are reincarnated.

http://www.tentmaker.org/articles/ifhellisreal.htm

http://www.what-the-hell-is-hell.com/FromHellsEternalDeath.htm

There's my proof and thousands of facts proving Hell is a lie.

Where's you proof that it exists? and I don't want any of this "Because the Bible says it does' bulshit.

What proof do you have that after death we judge ourselves and can go to a beautiful place though?

lol welcome back Finti!!!!!!

Originally posted by crazy
I would really like to hear JIA's response to those links discrediting hell, according to him God speaks to him so I guess he will have a chicktract to discredit them.

Ther is a chicktract for everythign apparently...except I didnt see one for homosexualty.

Originally posted by Alliance
Ther is a chicktract for everythign apparently...except I didnt see one for homosexualty.

Well, they are probably having trouble, due to the poor quality of the artists they seem to use, making the all male orgy look realistic enough. They just can't get the phallus's right. because they keep having to stop and punish themsevles for drawing such unholy things.

Because judging by the others, which use every stereotype, joke or downright lie ever attributed to the things they are attacking one can just tell a homosexual tract would feature every stereotype ever made for gays.

Maybe they think that all gays die by 21 due to AIDS, hate crimes, or being smote.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp

Yes, God loves the homosexual, bisexual, and lesbian but not their homosexual mindset or lifestyle. It is an abomination.

You know, I don't believe that this is a 'final' invitation to heaven; rather, it is just one of the many that will be ignored.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp

Yes, God loves the homosexual, bisexual, and lesbian but not their homosexual mindset or lifestyle. It is an abomination.

Ok, I think I have found a new contender for the most ignorant and inaccurate chick tract so far.

And the box with the archaeologists going "I'm going to be sick" and "we can't publish this filth" is the biggest joke I have seen in some time. The idea of an archaeologist of a historian acting in such a way is a deplorable slander upon that field of study.

JIA never responded to the links about hell not being existent in the bible. I guess it would basically nullify everything he tries to do so it is easier to just ignore it.