Unholy Pilgrimage of Xirius and Scythe...

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SelphieT you teasing like you do

I have goat pestilence insurance.

Scythe The Goat

Lame!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I know, I got screwed over.

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
Can we have sex through the bars?
I'd break the bars with my beast and we don't want to set you free now do we?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'd break the bars with my beast and we don't want to set you free now do we?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh come on.........*tickles your chest* You know you want to big boy.

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh come on.........*tickles your chest* You know you want to big boy.
How come I picture you as Sue Johanson when talk like that. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by InnerRise
How come I picture you as Sue Johanson when talk like that. haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

At least that means I'll be a freak in bed.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
I know, I got screwed over.

Awww...

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Awww...

I knowz Toki, I knowz.

Scythe The Goat

Hahaha!

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
At least that means I'll be a freak in bed.
No one wants to freak an old wrinkly freak in bed.....not even other old wrinkly freaks.

They'd have an hard enough time deciphering which one of your many wrinkly old flaps was actually your vagina.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

o.o

Whoah!........

A person who can't tell the difference bitween cooch and ass.....

Thats a magical kind of retarded.

Or cooch and a simple roll of skin... thats even more magical, I'm talking Genie level magical here....

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
o.o

Whoah!........

A person who can't tell the difference bitween cooch and ass.....

Thats a magical kind of retarded.

Or cooch and a simple roll of skin... thats even more magical, I'm talking Genie level magical here....

SO you have experience in finding said locations under mounds of old wrinkly flesh then?

I wouldn't know, b/c this is one area in which I hope to never be experienced in.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe The Goat

wtf?

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Scythe
wtf?
So you have experience in this area............only when it pertains to goats yes?

Please do tell.

I see you've created a little goat baby so you must have jumped some old wrinkly goat's bones yes?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe The Goat

That came out of 'her' not I...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

details......

Scythe The Goat

A woman with a bloody rag wrapped around her face began to have my goat child, it was messy, foosty and lewd.

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Scythe
That came out of 'her' not I...
Originally posted by Scythe
A woman with a bloody rag wrapped around her face began to have my goat child, it was messy, foosty and lewd.
I'm not even going to pretend I understand any of this.

Word games you play.

Double Entendre maybe. 313

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Darkstorm Zero Master of all Decepticons

Originally posted by InnerRise
SO you have experience in finding said locations under mounds of old wrinkly flesh then?

I wouldn't know, b/c this is one area in which I hope to never be experienced in.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Not at all... but the difference should be pretty bloody obvious...