Unholy Pilgrimage of Xirius and Scythe...

Started by SelphieT22 pages

*grabs vagina while running* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Originally posted by SelphieT
*grabs vagina while running* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
you grabbed your vagina!!!! 😆

Originally posted by SelphieT
Fiiine, I'll visit you. *saddles up mule*
Don't bother. I'm too redneck to remember who you are.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Don't bother. I'm too redneck to remember who you are.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

InnerRise.....don't be like that, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you... I really didn't. You know I loves you. No matter where you are from 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT
InnerRise.....don't be like that, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you... I really didn't. You know I loves you. No matter where you are from 🙂
But it's not a REDNECK STATE!!!! That's farther down SOUTH!!!!!

ranting

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
But it's not a REDNECK STATE!!!! That's farther down SOUTH!!!!!

ranting

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*pats your head* I'm sorry! I understand it all now 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT
*pats your head* I'm sorry! I understand it all now 🙂
Don't patronize me!!

😒

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Don't patronize me!!

😒

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*stares at you*

You do realize....... that I love you right?

Innerrise is a redneck?

Originally posted by SelphieT
*stares at you*

You do realize....... that I love you right?

Buy me something pretty then.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Innerrise is a redneck?
You don't know what I am. I'm black, I'm asian, I'm a redneck.

STFU. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Buy me something pretty then.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*points to your yard* Whew, okay, I bought these asian children, and they really wanted to come to america, and I said they'd love it here, so this is my gift to you, ex-sweatshop workers.

Originally posted by SelphieT
*points to your yard* Whew, okay, I bought these asian children, and they really wanted to come to america, and I said they'd love it here, so this is my gift to you, ex-sweatshop workers.
😐

I aint raising no kids.

And they're not Asians, you just painted them pure white and covered their eye lids and added other fancy eye make up. Them things are Mexicans.

SEND THEM BACK!!!!

getout

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
😐

I aint raising no kids.

And they're not Asians, you just painted them pure white and covered their eye lids and added other fancy eye make up. Them things are Mexicans.

SEND THEM BACK!!!!

getout

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Shit........ Rico and Suave, get your sisters over here, I'm taking you back home.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Shit........ Rico and Suave, get your sisters over here, I'm taking you back home.
funny

😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
funny

😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Why won't you just be pleased with having me? All of me! Why?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Why won't you just be pleased with having me? All of me! Why?
Do you here a buzzing noise?

OH A BEE!!!

OW!!

Oh, it was just a cotton ball.

hmmm

leftright

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Do you here a buzzing noise?

OH A BEE!!!

OW!!

Oh, it was just a cotton ball.

hmmm

leftright

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

🙁 Why do you hate?

Hate what?

Mexicans disguised as Asians?

Mexicans just tend to be ugly.

shrug

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

InnerRise, I'm Mexican...