Unholy Pilgrimage of Xirius and Scythe...

Started by Rogue Jedi22 pages

Originally posted by Scythe
A woman with a bloody rag wrapped around her face began to have my goat child, it was messy, foosty and lewd.
thats.....something? 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Not at all... but the difference should be pretty bloody obvious...
You sound pretty sure of yourself to not have any experience.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
SO you have experience in finding said locations under mounds of old wrinkly flesh then?

I wouldn't know, b/c this is one area in which I hope to never be experienced in.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

me neither.

Originally posted by InnerRise
You sound pretty sure of yourself to not have any experience.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

It's simple logic, how can a fold of skin be mistaken for inner flesh?

fat girls....meh.

Originally posted by InnerRise
No one wants to freak an old wrinkly freak in bed.....not even other old wrinkly freaks.

They'd have an hard enough time deciphering which one of your many wrinkly old flaps was actually your vagina.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

shock But you know me, you know my vergina isn't that bad....

Originally posted by SelphieT
shock But you know me, you know my vergina isn't that bad....
you said virginia.....hehehehe

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you said virginia.....hehehehe

ewwie, redneck state............

One would think that Virginia would be the vagina state...

bicycle boy!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by SelphieT
ewwie, redneck state............
I LIVE IN VIRGINIA! 😐

I'm actually offended.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I LIVE IN VIRGINIA! 😐

I'm actually offended.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

No you don't.

Originally posted by SelphieT
No you don't.
Well let's see how long I ignore you before you take me seriously.

I live in Virginia.

I go to Virginia Commonwealth University for pete's sake.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well let's see how long I ignore you before you take me seriously.

I live in Virginia.

I go to Virginia Commonwealth University for pete's sake.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Really? I thought you were just another british bastard for some reason.

VISIT ME SOMETIME! I live in Vermont now!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Really? I thought you were just another british bastard for some reason.

VISIT ME SOMETIME! I live in Vermont now!

Heck no. I'm too redneck to know how to drive, catch a bus, or a plane.

Hell, I'm redneck. I aint got no money.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Heck no. I'm too redneck to know how to drive, catch a bus, or a plane.

Hell, I'm redneck. I aint got no money.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Fiiine, I'll visit you. *saddles up mule*

will there be the sacrificing of virgins?! 😱

Originally posted by Fallen
will there be the sacrificing of virgins?! 😱

Um, heheh...uh, heh, sure.....

*sprints away*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Um, heheh...uh, heh, sure.....

*sprints away*

may your blood rain down upon us. mwahaha

i mean, uh... you're a virgin. really? interesting.

🥷

Originally posted by SelphieT
Um, heheh...uh, heh, sure.....

*sprints away*

get back here!!!! *pursues with a sharp machete and cheetos*