Thom Yorke - The Eraser

Originally posted by manorastroman
kid a is a bloody excellent album. FACT. the eraser is just morbid runoff. and i'm not english, but my two geoff experience are geoffry the giraffe (you know...the toys r us mascot), and he was pronounced "jeff". as is geoff rowley, famed machine of desctruction.

and i've seen several interviews with thom, it's pretty universal they refer to him as "tom".

The whole world is pronouncing his (and all the 'Geoffs' of this world) name wrong. I know for a FACT (FACT) that it is [Th-o-m] (Thom) and [Ge-o-ff] (Geoff). This whole argument is like that debate about whether the penis of a chicken is exactly the same size as VVD and AC's penis (singular) combined. I'll have to check with Bardock, but I do believe the answer is "Yes, please".

The Eraser is an ammodably excellent album.

You know nothing.

If I know 'nothing', then I at least know what 'nothing' is which is a little more than you.

*barks like a 3 year old chicken (dog)*

You do stuff to men.

They do it to themselves. They do. And that's what really hurts.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
They do it to themselves. They do. And that's what really hurts.

Haha, that's funny cause it is Thom Yorke lyrics. Haha. From the song Just. Funny. Haha. FACT. (dog)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, that's funny cause it is Thom Yorke lyrics. Haha. From the song Just. Funny. Haha. FACT. (dog)

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

You stink.

I smell of roses.

(dog)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, that's funny cause it is Thom Yorke lyrics. Haha. From the song Just. Funny. Haha. FACT. (dog)

It's dead, honestly.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's dead, honestly.

-AC

You're a dead 3 year old (dog).

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

You stink.

I smell of roses.

(dog)

You are weird. No, really. You are ****ing weird. I mean, not weird like 15 year old girls that pretend to be crazy cause it is "cool", you are out right loco. The Joker would have better chances of getting mistaken as sane. Oh and on top of it you are ****ing weird.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's dead, honestly.

-AC

Come up with something new then, Mr. I-Am-Boring (cause he's boring, get it?)

Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now when I need you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are weird. No, really. You are ****ing weird. I mean, not weird like 15 year old girls that pretend to be crazy cause it is "cool", you are out right loco. The Joker would have better chances of getting mistaken as sane. Oh and on top of it you are ****ing weird.

Speak to me like a flower-pot. I'm bad. Real baaaaaaaaaaad. Hurt me, flower pot man. Hurt me!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Speak to me like a flower-pot. I'm bad. Real baaaaaaaaaaad. Hurt me, flower pot man. Hurt me!

Flowr pots can't speak, silly. Now a rather frustrated bowl of petunias, that's a differen matter.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Flowr pots can't speak, silly. Now a rather frustrated bowl of petunias, that's a differen matter.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
'Flowr'? 'differen'? What the quack-quack-quack-quack, quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack, quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack, quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack, quack-quack-quack are you talking about?

I don't know? Do you? Because I don't.

I don't know what the f*ck I'm talking about, either. Does anyone? Hello? Anyone? Bardock and I don't know what were talking about, care to explain?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I don't know what the f*ck I'm talking about, either. Does anyone? Hello? Anyone? Bardock and I don't know what were talking about, care to explain?

"were" ..."WERE"? Idiocy.

Anyways, where were we. Ah, yes. Tom York. Excellent musician. Excellent. And good too.

I left that one in there for empathetic reasons. We're all people, aren't we? We're all little...little...children. Lost. Lost in the woods. So far from home...Why, what big eyes you have, grandmother! Yes, dear. Yeah, like that. You know it. Anyway, why do you persist with these inane questions? Am I asking you a question now, grandmother? Oh, cute. Yeah, I don't know. Are you asking me a question now? Oh, hehe...Grandmother! You just asked me a question! Oh, did I? Look! My pea-sized brain has just dropped out of my ear, and now there's a little House Mouse playing with it! Oh, yes. That's lovely. Why don't we all just surrender our weapons, and live a life of love?

Yeah, that Thomb. He really writes some lovely songs. I like that one about how he's all phucked-up and goes around killing swans, or something...

You?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I left that one in there for empathetic reasons. We're all people, aren't we? We're all little...little...children. Lost. Lost in the woods. So far from home...Why, what big eyes you have, grandmother! Yes, dear. Yeah, like that. You know it. Anyway, why do you persist with these inane questions? Am I asking you a question now, grandmother? Oh, cute. Yeah, I don't know. Are you asking me a question now? Oh, hehe...Grandmother! You just asked me a question! Oh, did I? Look! My pea-sized brain has just dropped out of my ear, and now there's a little House Mouse playing with it! Oh, yes. That's lovely. Why don't we all just surrender our weapons, and live a life of love?

Yeah, that Thomb. He really writes some lovely songs. I like that one about how he's all phucked-up and goes around killing swans, or something...

You?

DUDE!! SICK!!

You'd do it with your Granny?

Anyways, yeah, I like the one where the flying Arab comes and takes him on the mystical journey to the the 8 blue whale towns at the shores of Bruxelles. Wait. That's not a Thom Yorke song. Even more, that never happened.

You liberals make me laugh; it's OK to cross-breed a chicken with a frog, wait for it to reach adulthood, and then have casual sex with it, but as soon as someone owns up to making love to their own grandmother, then suddenly you're all like "Ooo, sick! That's bad! Ooo!". You're all so hypocritithetical.

I like that Blue Whale song, too. It's all so mysterious...Is it real? Is it all in my mind? Is this my inside voice talking to me? Where does it live? Fantastic! I love it! More, Mr. Thomb! More, please!