Is God...?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, the birth of Christ was a miracle. Remember that the is nothing God cannot do, therefore he can if he so wishes create a child in a womb with out the need for sexual interaction. I think Jesus was, "ready made" Chromosomes and all. Mary probably had next to no involvement in the genealogical makeup of Christ.

STOP MAKING THREADS.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, the birth of Christ was a miracle. Remember that the is nothing God cannot do, therefore he can if he so wishes create a child in a womb with out the need for sexual interaction. I think Jesus was, "ready made" Chromosomes and all. Mary probably had next to no involvement in the genealogical makeup of Christ.

So basically she was just a human test tube for the incubation of the Jesus foetus?

It all looses some of its splendor when one looks at it scientifically.

Besides, there are things out there that produce asexually, which isn't all thjat miraculous. Granted a human doing it is something, but still behind the natural world that has similar things going on.

Originally posted by FeceMan
STOP MAKING THREADS.

Yea I can not say I am a fan of these kinds of threads either.

I think they should be preceded by the phrase: And Now for something complelty different.

The irony being in the "different."

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I think they should be preceded by the phrase: And Now for something complelty different.

The irony being in the "different."

Woe, and such.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Because VGCats has fallen down the well of retarded and it cannot get out.

Woe, and such.

Hehehe.

For some reason it makes me think of Krug, even though Krug speaks more like JM.

Originally posted by FeceMan
STOP MAKING THREADS.

Originally posted by debbiejo
You're yelling at my eyes...... 😱 😂

God will still be God regardless.

Originally posted by redcaped
God will still be God regardless.

But is he a Virgin ?

That is the question !

I can see why God gets so frustrated if he never experienced orgasmic blisssss....... droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But is he a Virgin ?

That is the question !

I can see why God gets so frustrated if he never experienced orgasmic blisssss....... droolio

God is not a he. 😛

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
God is not a he. 😛

droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio

Why would that make you drool? 😕

It' s one of his pet peeves.

Jesus is the only son of the true god. He was a boy and a man just like anyone else. He probably had a girlfriend because in that time girls were a lot nicer.

God is a virgin and also not a virgin.

Got something for me sweetie?

God, aka Slippery G is a pimp.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
We already know about the [b]Virgin Mary

Most of us assume that Jesus Christ was a Virgin as well, as there is no record of his sex life, and as the Catholic Church makes no recognition or reference to a sex life of any kind.

But what about GOD himself?

Has God ever had sex ? If yes, with who? If no, then why is he male ? What's the point to having a GENDER if sex is not an aspect of who you are?

Some people may argue that God does indeed experience SEX, when WE experience it. But if that is so, is he there during rape, peadophilia, bestiality ?

Is he present during homosexual sex ? Or is he only there when sex is present in marriage?

Or is he there in EVERY SEXUAL ACT that involves Love....what about Lust ?

Is God even sexual? If not, how and why is he male ? [/B]

No, God gets around; he's a pimp.

Which is why I'm proud to worship him.