Is God...?

Started by coolmovies23 pages

He is just GOD

Jesus's father is God. Jesus's mother is Mary. Which means that God and Mary did it.

God had Sex with Mary to concieve Jesus

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well the bible said that through the "holy spirit" mary concieved a child wich is jesus.

Holy spirit = sperm.

Originally posted by Terrorist
well the bible said that through the "holy spirit" mary concieved a child wich is jesus.

Holy spirit = sperm.

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Oh my Gosh holy ignorance.
God is not male, is not female, is not anything of that.
What I read in this forums is... well...

Will you 2 just get together and B happy. 🙄

Re: Is God a Virgin ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
We already know about the [b]Virgin Mary

Most of us assume that Jesus Christ was a Virgin as well, as there is no record of his sex life, and as the Catholic Church makes no recognition or reference to a sex life of any kind.

But what about GOD himself?

Has God ever had sex ? If yes, with who? If no, then why is he male ? What's the point to having a GENDER if sex is not an aspect of who you are?

Some people may argue that God does indeed experience SEX, when WE experience it. But if that is so, is he there during rape, peadophilia, bestiality ?

Is he present during homosexual sex ? Or is he only there when sex is present in marriage?

Or is he there in EVERY SEXUAL ACT that involves Love....what about Lust ?

Is God even sexual? If not, how and why is he male ? [/B]

If God is everything, then sex is a part of God.

I said that........... 😎

Originally posted by Terrorist
well the bible said that through the "holy spirit" mary concieved a child wich is jesus.

Holy spirit = sperm.

Yes! Atlast, men have something women want, a holy spirit. 😄

There is a Doctor at the Hospital who had 53X with one of his patients. The day after he had 53X with the patient, he felt guilty and ashamed and afraid that he might lose his license. He rationalized it by saying I'm not the only doctor who had 53X with patients right. then his conscience said you sick sick bastard you are the worst veterinarian

Orgasmism Doctrine

We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

Hmm the missing link......

god + human =??

its rally confusing is it .

i just want to know , which god do you worship , jesuse or (jesuse father) and do you consedr virgin marry a third god .

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
We already know about the [b]Virgin Mary

Most of us assume that Jesus Christ was a Virgin as well, as there is no record of his sex life, and as the Catholic Church makes no recognition or reference to a sex life of any kind.

But what about GOD himself?

Has God ever had sex ? If yes, with who? If no, then why is he male ? What's the point to having a GENDER if sex is not an aspect of who you are?

Some people may argue that God does indeed experience SEX, when WE experience it. But if that is so, is he there during rape, peadophilia, bestiality ?

Is he present during homosexual sex ? Or is he only there when sex is present in marriage?

Or is he there in EVERY SEXUAL ACT that involves Love....what about Lust ?

Is God even sexual? If not, how and why is he male ? [/B]

Hmm, I think different people have different perception of God. If im not mistaken you are referring to Abrahaic god.

As far as I go, my view is different on God.

I don't think he has or creates sex - he is sex. He doesn't hear prayers, and he doesn;t answer them. It does not give love, it is love...it does not forbid lust, it IS lust.

We are God. So answer to that - No God is not a virgin, it is virginity and sex, all at the same time 😊

We already concluded that God = Orgasm in another thread.

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
We already concluded that God = Orgasm in another thread.
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Re: Is God a Virgin ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Is God even sexual? If not, how and why is he male ?

You assume he is male because he is referred to as "he" or the "lord" ? Most Christians would argue that God isn't male or female, to which the common atheist will say, what about man made in the image of God? He made Adam first! Most Christians would then say that "Imago Dei" is not about the psychical but the spiritual and mental, the feelings, and free will.

As for the Virgin Mary, this has absolutely nothing to do with God. Mary had to be a virgin so that Christ could be a pure immaculate birth. Thus pure and free of human sin. (Remember, most Christians, mainly Catholics, believe that people are born with Sin (See Augustine Original Sin)) Therefore, for Christ's sacrifice to forgive man of his sins he had to be pure of it himself in both life, and birth.
So, Mary and Christ's virginity have no effect or relevance to Gods.

As for God, whom we must assume has no sexuality, lets remember he is part of all of us as we are part of him, ultimately we are all part of God therefore he must be genderless.

Is God capable of sex? Most certainly, if he is to be omnipotent. However, why would God need or want to have sex when he is all love anyway? He doesn't need children, he has them and he is above Human list and need for pleasure.

Originally posted by Fatima
god + human =??

its rally confusing is it .

i just want to know , which god do you worship , jesuse or (jesuse father) and do you consedr virgin marry a third god .

Mary is not considered a God by Catholics, however she is viewed as very important as she gave birth to Christ, and Jesus God are one in the same...therefore she is also the Mother of God. 🙂 (I think thats it but the Holy Trinity confuses me too...)

Originally posted by debbiejo
Feceman would just loveeeeeeee your new thread..........lol

Exactly what I was thinking