Is God...?

Started by Terrorist23 pages

fecesman. thats what i call my penis due to too much G4Y 53X

Originally posted by Terrorist
fecesman. thats what i call my penis due to too much G4Y 53X

GAY SEX ROCKS ! Yo, seriously, Jesus is a FREAK IN BED !

And don't even get me STARTED on the Apostles ! droolio

The Virgin Mary wouldn't have sex with me though, because she chooses to remain a Virgin. 🙁

Re: Re: Is God a Virgin ?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
As for the Virgin Mary, this has absolutely nothing to do with God. Mary had to be a virgin so that Christ could be a pure immaculate birth. Thus pure and free of human sin. (Remember, most Christians, mainly Catholics, believe that people are born with Sin (See Augustine Original Sin)) Therefore, for Christ's sacrifice to forgive man of his sins he had to be pure of it himself in both life, and birth.
So, Mary and Christ's virginity have no effect or relevance to Gods.

Wouldn't Jesus be a clone of Mary... I mean without male genetic material it would just be the genetic material of Mary growing into a child. And since people can't decide if God has a body or not then he isn't supplying the genetic material, simply the soul.

Much like Adam and Eve.... by rights Eve would be genetically identical to Adam is grown from his rib.

Is God capable of sex? Most certainly, if he is to be omnipotent. However, why would God need or want to have sex when he is all love anyway? He doesn't need children, he has them and he is above Human list and need for pleasure.

But he can get angry and jealous and all the rest... but above lust and pleasure? And besides love and sexual gratification are to different things. Just because God is "love" does not mean that sex might no be relevant. After all few human relationships survive without physical expression of love, or just for pleasure.

There is a reason many ancient religions and cults might have had a carnal component to their faith.

Re: Re: Re: Is God a Virgin ?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Wouldn't Jesus be a clone of Mary...

No, the birth of Christ was a miracle. Remember that the is nothing God cannot do, therefore he can if he so wishes create a child in a womb with out the need for sexual interaction. I think Jesus was, "ready made" Chromosomes and all. Mary probably had next to no involvement in the genealogical makeup of Christ.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Is God a Virgin ?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No, the birth of Christ was a miracle. Remember that the is nothing God cannot do, therefore he can if he so wishes create a child in a womb with out the need for sexual interaction. I think Jesus was, "ready made" Chromosomes and all. Mary probably had next to no involvement in the genealogical makeup of Christ.

So...God IS a Virgin ?

What if...there are 2 Gods - male and female, and they are....you know *whisperes* having sex!

Which explains all the other gods.

Originally posted by Fatima
god + human =??

Hercules, of course.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What if...there are 2 Gods - male and female, and they are....you know *whisperes* having sex!

Yo, that'd be some kinky sh*t !

I feel bad for the Christian God though....i dont thnk he ever had sex ❌

No wondor he's so wrathful and jealous. God needs to get laid !

Then he'd be more pleasant like my pimp Buddha ! 😄

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Hercules, of course.

Both of Hercules's parents were God.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Both of Hercules's parents were God.

No ❌

Hercules mother was human, while his father was a god: Zeus. Hera is Hercules' step mother, she always tried to kill him. But she was not his mother.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
No ❌

Hercules mother was human, while his father was a god: Zeus. Hera is Hercules' step mother, she always tried to kill him. But she was not his mother.

Thats why he couldn't stay in the Olympus. ❌

Although Im aware the cartoon has twised this version.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness

Thats why he couldn't stay in the Olympus. ❌

Although Im aware the cartoon has twised this version.

The cartoon screws up everything. It's kinda sad that according to the true myth (an other oxymoron lol), Hera succeeds in killing Hercules after numerous numerous tries.

She set him up with the Golden Apples or sum sh*t like that I beleive.

Poor Hercules...they say he died a Virgin ❌ 🙁

Hercules doesn’ t lose his life while carrying out his 11th labour, stealing the apples of the Hesperides. He chooses a voluntary death after being poisoned.

Originally posted by Storm
Hercules doesn’ t lose his life while carrying out his 11th labour, stealing the apples of the Hesperides. He chooses a voluntary death after being poisoned.

Oh yeah...but he was poisoned by Hera. That fkn ***** !

By the centaur Nessus through his wife Deianira.

Originally posted by Storm
By the centaur Nessus through his wife Deianira.

Wait...are you saying Hera had nothing to do with it ?

I must have read wrong...y do i always tend to find 3 versions of the same myth ?

Exactly. After his death, Hercules joined the Olympians on Mount Olympus. Hera reconciled with him, and gave him her daughter Hebe in marriage.

Originally posted by Storm
Exactly. After his death, Hercules joined the Olympians on Mount Olympus. Hera reconciled with him, and gave him her daughter Hebe in marriage.

Aww.....Hera's a sweetheart !

So Hercules DID GET LUCKY ~! droolio