Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL Yes! Ummm....*When Will sees Jack and Elizabeth together at the end of DMC*
Will: Elizabeth! Come back to me! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!
LOL to all! Easy bake ovens! Stupid ship-facers! Immature Will! YAY! Hmmm....
*A Davy Jones' crew member who was sleeping through AWE only just found out that there's a ne captain*
Crew member: So where's the commanding officer?
Other crew member: *points to Will* Right there.
Crew member: What, behind Will?
To continue on from Bwa's
Other crew member: Captain Will is our C.O
Crew member: Our captain has the same name as Grif? That's a disturbing coincidence.
Other crew member: No no. Listen to me. Will is our commander, he was promoted to captain when you refused to stay awake.
Crew member: But who's in charge?
Other crew member: Captain Will!
Crew member: See, I can hear you saying words, but its like they don't match up in a way that makes sense. Did you have a stroke?
Other crew member: Will IS a captain! He's the same rank as Davy Jones was!
Crew member: That's what I'm taking about! Where is he?
Other crew member: He's right there *points to Will again*
Crew member: So, he's invisible
Will: Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what your telling him
Hey, have you seen the first episode for the new red vs blue mini-series?
Totally! I was sitting there reloading the page, so I managed to see it before they made it a sponsor-only thing. It was GREAT! The next day I was totally hyper and told all the RvB fans and so THEY got all hyper too! The RvB chain of hyperness....
Oooh!
*In a difficult situation, Jack has a plan and explains it*
Elizabeth: Jack, that's ridiculous.
Jack: Is it? Or is it the most ridiculously perfect idea that YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF?
Elizabeth: No, just the regular kind of ridiculous.
Will starts to Sing
Will:"Why am I so wishy-washy - always in a bind?
Can I be a hero if I can't make up my mind?
Tell me why I'm so contrary when I'm under stress
How can I be a hero if I'm such a nervous mess?
Hero's never waver rushing to and fro
Should I pause or act more braver
I don't know - I just don't know!
Nothing ever seems to suit me - where am I to turn?
I wanna be a hero - perhaps someday I'll learn
Oh, no, I'll never learn"
Black Pearl Crew: Damd Straight!
Davy Jones sings:"It's wonderful to have a heart
It's wonderful when feelings start
And the feelings in your heart are the kind you want to share
Discovering you have a heart
Makes the gloom in your soul depart
You smile up at the sun
For a new life has begun
It's wonderful to have a heart
Discovering you have a heart
Makes the gloom in your soul depart
You smile up at the sun
For a new life has begun
It's wonderful to have a heart"
Note: These songs are from "My Little Pony" TV series from 1986.
Bootstrap appears on the Black Pearl to warn Jack that Jones wants his payment from Jack.
Bootstrap: Jack you won't be able to talk your way outta this one.
All of a sudden Jewel appears and sings to Jack
Jewel:"So you bargain with the devil, say youre o.k. for today
You say that you love them, take their money and run
Say, its been swell, sweetheart, but it was just one of those things
Those flings, those strings youve got to cut
So get out on the streets, Jack and bust your butt
Who will save your soul when it comes to the flowers now
Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy
Who will save your soul if you wont save your own?"
Jack: Who's that she new?
Bootstrap: No that's Jewel she always does that when someone owns Jones their soul.
Jack: Oh that's nice!
Jewel: Thanks Jack just doing my job bye!
lmao...i never thought of that😛
(Jack and will have found an alien)
Liz: What are you two guys doing?
Jack: We're gonna teach the alien to speak English.
Liz: How are you going to do that?
Jack: People learn English all the time. It isn't that hard.
Liz: Maybe you should try learning his language.
Jack: F*** that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules, dude: Earth colony, Earth language.
Liz: Jack, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth!
Jack: Yeah, but only one that kicks a$$
(Will is asked why he didnt want to be captain of the Flying Dutchman)
Will: I didn't want to mess with the timeline.
Jack: Time... line?
[sighs]
Jack: Time isn't made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Originally posted by Tramps Lady
lmao...i never thought of that😛(Jack and will have found an alien)
Liz: What are you two guys doing?
Jack: We're gonna teach the alien to speak English.
Liz: How are you going to do that?
Jack: People learn English all the time. It isn't that hard.
Liz: Maybe you should try learning his language.
Jack: F*** that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules, dude: Earth colony, Earth language.
Liz: Jack, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth!
Jack: Yeah, but only one that kicks a$$(Will is asked why he didnt want to be captain of the Flying Dutchman)
Will: I didn't want to mess with the timeline.
Jack: Time... line?
[sighs]
Jack: Time isn't made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Will:Yeah but I don't know how to tell time
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
Once again, LOL to all. How about....*Jack and the others go on a quest after which they'll all get something they want. Everyone except Will has said what they want*
Jack: What do you want, Will?
Will: I want a pony.
Will: No strach that I want a Unricorn, and my Snoppy ice maker back and, a brand new Easy Bake Oven!
Mr Gibbs: Jack what do you want?
Jack: Lizzie!
Barbossa: Bootstrap what do you want?
Bootstrap: To get the hell out of this movie and from Will!
LOL How about....
*Jack and the others are under attack from the Flying Dutchman*
Jack: Well, I've got a plan. Using spare parts lying around the ship I'll construct what I like to call.... The Will Cannon. Using the Will Cannon we'll blow a Will-sized hole in the Dutchman. Or paint it a very disgusting color.
*continues*
Liz: Bright orange would suffice. The fluorescent ones - and also maybe fluorescent pink. Pansy enough for you?
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Will: I miss the sea. the wide open spaces, bright blue skies...
Jack: ...frolicking through the meadows, lush green grass, picking colorful little flowers... That's not the sea, Will. That's your imagination. Now go away and play with your little fluffy bunnies.