Narrator: After saving Ms Swanns life James Norrigtion has Jack arrested. After discovering that he's a pirate.
James: I can see by this tattoo on your arm that you are Jack Sparrow!
Jack: No Really?
James: Hey don't get smart with me buddy your going to jail!
Lizzie: Your really Jack Sparrow?
Jack: Yes Love I am
Lizzie: OMG! this is so COOL!! I've heard and read so much about you. I always wanted to meet you. And now I have oh this is the most wonderful time of my whole life! Father go fecth my autograph book will you?
Governer Swann: Elizabeth dear this man is a pirate he's dangerous! Now go with Segernt brown he'll take you home.
Lizzie: NO I don't want to go home I'm fine!
GS: Don't aruge with me Elizabeth it's for your own safety.
Lizzie: NO I'm not leaving!
James: Elizabeth please do as your father says. We'll take care of this matter.
Lizzie: NO NO NO I'm not leaving I'm NOT listing to you! You STINK!
GS: Elizabeth don't talk to your husband that way!
Lizzie: Listen for the millionth time I'm not marring James. I don't love him. I love him only as a friend and that's it.
James: What? I knew it your dumping me for Will Turner!
Lizzie: WHAT? me marry Will? now that's crazy! Besides I all ready know who I'm going to marry.
GS and James: Who?
Lizzie: Jack!
James: You mean Jack Sparrow this disugating pirate?
Lizzie: Don't you say that about him! I love him!
GS: But you don't even know him
Lizzie: I know enough about Jack. I love you Jack will you marry me?
Jack: Yes Lizzie my darling! But you do know that you will have to leave this life and be a pirate.
Lizzie: I'm all ready packed and ready to go!
Narrator: So Jack and Lizzie became husband and wife saling the seas forever as pirates and they lived happily ever after the end.
*cut to Jimmy*
THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!
OooH! Or when they're in CotBP in that ONE scene....
*Barbossa stands atop the little mountain of gold with Elizabeth, announcing his finding of the last gold coin*
Barbossa: Everyone, everyone; stop fighting! Look unto me! I possess the gold coin!
Random Pirate: It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!
Barbossa: I wield the power infinite! The universal fabric is mine to unravel! My every thought becomes reality! Mountains will fall, seas will boil, day will be as night! People will.... RUN. Chicks'll dig me. I'll get good grades, maybe get into a good college.... Study abroad for a semester; y'know, stuff like that. Get a job at a tech company. Not--not too technical a job, though. Stock options.... AND A 401K!!!! I will drive a foreign car and pay off my credit cards! I will die with a full head of hair! My friends from high school will envy me in ways they never imagined! I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worshiop me as though I were a god!
*several pirates run up and wack Barbossa on the back of the head("Ow, the back of my head!"😉*
Barbossa: I regret nothing; I lived as few men dare to dream!
Pirates: ....
Elizabeth: ....
Barbossa: ....
Everyone: ....
*pirates begin shouting amongst themselves again and Elizabeth makes a speedy getaway*
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
*cut to Jimmy*THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!
OooH! Or when they're in CotBP in that ONE scene....
*Barbossa stands atop the little mountain of gold with Elizabeth, announcing his finding of the last gold coin*
Barbossa: Everyone, everyone; stop fighting! Look unto me! I possess the gold coin!
Random Pirate: It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!
Barbossa: I wield the power infinite! The universal fabric is mine to unravel! My every thought becomes reality! Mountains will fall, seas will boil, day will be as night! People will.... RUN. Chicks'll dig me. I'll get good grades, maybe get into a good college.... Study abroad for a semester; y'know, stuff like that. Get a job at a tech company. Not--not too technical a job, though. Stock options.... AND A 401K!!!! I will drive a foreign car and pay off my credit cards! I will die with a full head of hair! My friends from high school will envy me in ways they never imagined! I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worshiop me as though I were a god!
*several pirates run up and wack Barbossa on the back of the head("Ow, the back of my head!"😉*
Barbossa: I regret nothing; I lived as few men dare to dream!
Pirates: ....
Elizabeth: ....
Barbossa: ....
Everyone: ....
*pirates begin shouting amongst themselves again and Elizabeth makes a speedy getaway*
Elizabeth: ...You went to high school?
😛
Narrator: After escaping the kraken and having it kill Jack. The crew stops at Tia's for a drink, to cry, feel gulit etrc. Tia brings them a round of drinks. Elizabeth sits quitely feeling a huge mountain of guilt, Will feels like a huge loser(what else is new)
Tia: I know that with the black pearl you wanted to set free your father's soul from the devil.
Will: Yeah well that's over the ship is gone along with it's captain and I here I am sitting down playing with the knife my father gave me to kill Jones.
Narrator: Excuse me Will but playing with a knife is dangerous you might hurt someone or yourself. Put the knife down son!
Will: Don't call me son! I can play with all the knifes in the world and you can't stop me!
Narrator: Fine it's your furneal!
Lizzie sobing: I killed him! I killed him, I killed him! I killed Jack! Sobing
Will: We know Elizabeth you trader!
Lizzie: What?
Will: You heard me trader!
Lizzie: Don't call me a trader you daddy's boy!
Will: It's all fault your the one who got us into this mess in the first place with that stupid gold medalion. No you just had to keep it!
Lizzie: What I was protecting you so no one would know that you are a pirate I saved you!
Will: Well that didn't mean you had to keep it. Why couldn't you have just tossed it? NO you had to keep it and get Jack, and Barbossa and his pack of wofls into our lives!
Lizzie: So what? I loved it! Meeting Jack for the first time, being on the lovely little island with him, holding eachother looking at the stars kissing sigh!
Will: WHAT? Holding, Kissing you ****!
Narrator: Will remember this is a disney movie you can't use bad langauge!
Will: Oh SHUT UP!
Narrator:Barbossa makes his entrence
Barbossa: So Tell me what's become of my ship?
Narrator: Everyone looks up
Lizzie: OMG you are such a baby!
Will: I'm not!
Babrie: Hello I'm alive, I'm standing here hello!
Lizzie: I hate you!
Will: Fine!
Lizzie: Come on Barbossa lets go get Jack from Jones locker
Barbie: Okay but aren't you shocked to see me alive?
Lizzie: Well not really I had a feeling you be back. So lets save the man I love!
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
Lovin' the spread of RvB here. And that last post was HILARIOUS!Umm.... Hmm.... Oh!
*Barbossa sees that Jack has escaped the island, awed at how he possibly could have*
Barbossa: But I left you strande on that island!
Jack: Yes, you did. But you made one fatal mistake: You left me my spoon.
LMAO! that was hilarious😛 oh, and thankyou😛
*when planning to commandeer the interceptor*
Jack: Commandeer, where going to commandeer *that* ship.
Will: But it has black stuff on it
Jack: Thats what this is about? You afraid of a little black stuff?
Will: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff
Originally posted by Tramps Lady
LMAO! that was hilarious😛 oh, and thankyou😛*when planning to commandeer the interceptor*
Jack: Commandeer, where going to commandeer *that* ship.
Will: But it has black stuff on it
Jack: Thats what this is about? You afraid of a little black stuff?
Will: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff
LOL Oooh! OK, they're ready to go into battle and Jack has a plan....
Jack: Alright, I'll attack the enemy head on. Elizabeth, praise and congratulate me. Gibbs, act as a shield for me. Will, scream like a woman.
Will: Can do. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!!!
Elizabeth: Good work, Jack!
Gibbs: OW! I can see my spine!
Will: EEEEE!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!
Jack: Excellent job, Will! You deserve a medal! In fact, medals all around! A purple heart for Gibbs, a pink heart for Will, and a brown nose for Elizabeth.
Narrator: After Will has stabed the heart of Davy Jones,killing him. And has put his own heart into the chest thus freeing his father and the rest of the crew. Will is now the captain of the Flying Ducthman!
Will: OMG I'm dead OH NO I died! NO I wasn't posed to die. I'm way too young and preety to die. OH GOD I'M DEAD NO!!!!
Narrator: Well not really Will your immortal now you can't die unless someone stabs your heart.
Will: OH GOD MY HEART is gone???? Oh no I'm having a panic attack not good, not good! And I can only go on land once every 10 years this STINKS!
Narrator: It's all a part of your density Will remember what Tia told you? It was your denisty to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman.
Will: The hell with denisty! I think I'm gonna be sick excuse me.