What POTC characters would NEVER say...

*after rocking the ship*
Jack: I rocked it! It was all ME!
Barbossa: There's no I in team, Jack
Jack: Yeah, well there's no U either. So if I"M not on the team, and YOU'RE not in the team. Nobody's in the damn team. The team sucks.

Jack: Will, You're going to have to fight Jones on this one.
Will: I am going to have to be mean then. *in straining voice* I am thinking of kittens. Kittens covered in spikes.
Jack: This is how you be mean, *is evil voice* My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. And I hate babies!
Will: OH! I get it! Your toast has been burnt. And no amount of scraping can remove the black parts.

William Turner senior: I am the box ghost. FEAR ME!

lolz box ghost!

Imagine Will shouting BEWARE! to everyone on board....

Will: BEWARE!
Elizabeth: *socks him*

Will: BEWARE!
Jack: *stares at him, shrugs, drinks rum and staggers off*

Will: BEWARE!
Jack teh monkey: *climbs on top of his head and starts ripping his hard out*

Will: BEWARE!
crew: *throws him overboard* GOOD RIDDANCE!

William Turner: Is that all? I mean really! All I get is a starfish on the side of my head? Why can't I have a lobster hand?

Davy Jones: Because yer Will's father.

LOL All good ones! Hmm.... How about.... Oooh!

*Will tells Jack about his problems and Jack says he'll help, but not before running off shouting....*

Jack: Captain Power: ACTIVATE!

LOLZ, 99 pages. I am soooo gonna throw a party in the OT thread when this reaches a hundred - rum for everyone!

LOLZ, captain power: activate! xD xD xD

Jack: And because its all your birthdays, I'm going to grab as much rum as I can!
Crew: Hoorah!
Jack: ...who ever said its for you? O.o

that sucked, but i had to type something xD

Naw, it was great!

Umm.... How about....

Davy Jones: Will Turner, you have got to be the most immature crew member I've ever had.

Will: Whatever. Your face is.... immature.

Everyone:....

Random crew member: This sucks. I'm leaving.

Poor Will xD ...did I really just say that? xD

Will: I'l cut down anyone in my path...
Jack: SImple, easy to remember, I like it.
Gibbs: Are you sure about this, Jack?
Jack: *watches Will row away* No, but it sure as heck ain't gonna be any of my crew who'd sail with Davey Jonesies over there...

LOL 'Whippoorwill'
That was awesome! Hmm....

Will: I challenge you, Davy Jones. *puts da pirates dice cup on the table. Davy approaches*

Jones: I accept.

Bootstrap: What? Will, you ca--

Will: Shut up. You're disgusting.

lmao, the last three were hilarious

(L) potc and rvb😛

LOLZ bwa!

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
*after rocking the ship*
Jack: I rocked it! It was all ME!
Barbossa: There's no I in team, Jack
Jack: Yeah, well there's no U either. So if I"M not on the team, and YOU'RE not in the team. Nobody's in the damn team. The team sucks.

Jack: Will, You're going to have to fight Jones on this one.
Will: I am going to have to be mean then. *in straining voice* I am thinking of kittens. Kittens covered in spikes.
Jack: This is how you be mean, *is evil voice* My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. And I hate babies!
Will: OH! I get it! Your toast has been burnt. And no amount of scraping can remove the black parts.

I just read this, tramps - ROFL!

Jack: Why if it isn't Mr. Pansy with his Fluffy, oversized hat...
Will: Why if it isn't Captain Weirdo-who-always-secretly-liked-my-wife-and-lies-to-everyone-and-is-always-inebriated-and-is-crazy-and-doesn't-seem-to-run-out-of-good-lines-and-is-a-captain-of-a-stupidly-fast-ship-and-who-owes-everyone-money-and-runs-around-with-tramps...
Jack: That's my name, don't wear it out.

xD

LOL That was great!

And yes, RvB and POTC is the best.

Hmmm....

Davy Jones: My ship is so much better than either the Black Pearl OR the Empress! Not only does it go REALLY fast, but look what I trained the crewmembers to do....

*Turns toward the single shark guy standing there, and Will tied up five feet away*

Davy Jones: Codeword.... DIRTBAG!

Shark Guy: Meep!

*runs over and bashes Will over the head*

Will: OW!

Jack: That was AWESOME! Lemme try, lemme try....

*turns toward the shark guy too*

Jack: Codeword.... DIRTBAG!

Shark Guy: Meep!

*runs over and bashes Will over the head again*

Will: OW! You know what, two can play at this game! Codeword-dirtbag.

Shark Guy: Meep!

*bashes Will over the head again*

Jack: Hello my name is Jack Sparrow and I'm an alcholic
Will: Hello my name is Will Turner and I'm a pansy and being in dangerous situtions scares me.
Barbossa: Hello my name is Hector Barbossa and I love bombs and blowing up people
Lizzie: Hello my name is Elizabeth Swan and I'm a Sparrowolic
Bootstrap: Hello my name is Boostrap Bill Turner and my son Will is a schumck
Davy Jones: Hello my name is Davy Jones and I like dead people and I want a new heart!
Tia: Hello my name is Tia Dalma and I'm really obessed with voodoo

lmao bwa!! i loved that😛

"Bootstrap: Hello my name is Boostrap Bill Turner and my son Will is a schumck"

LOL!

And yay! My stories are loved!

Hmmm.... I'm running out of ideas....

*in DMC when Jack, Norrie, and Will roll past Elizabeth, Pintel, and Ragetti*

Pintel: ....

Ragetti: ....

Elizabeth: You really are a very odd group of people.

Jack: I never liked you. You are an idiot.
Mr. Gibbs: And don't forget that either.
Will: Yeah, yeah! Well....I know I am but what are you? Dang it!

LOL Yes! Ummm....

*When Will sees Jack and Elizabeth together at the end of DMC*

Will: Elizabeth! Come back to me! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!

lmao!!!!😛

Jack: they've got a guy fixing their ship.
Barbossa: Impossible! Our intelligence clearly states...
Jack: We have intelligence?

(Jack finds a glowing sword - and Barbossa is a ghost😛 ?)
Barbossa: Hey why didn't you bring that glowing thing?
Jack: No way, I rather have a gun.
Barbossa: But I have a gun.
Jack: What're you gonna do, shoot him with ghost bullets?
Barbossa: Ok yeah, that's a good point.
Jack: "Hey I'm Casper, the friendly bullet".

YAY!

On a totally random point, have ya' found all the Easter Eggs on the DVD's?

i havent...

i dont think😛