will : honey, i'm hoooooommme!
jack : all roight then. make sure that yeh've coverrred yer pan with oil. 'tis very important so that when ye go and sprinkle yer pecans on top, they won't burn. after the pecans, go ahead and add yer broth that we made before... :runs over to fridge and snatches a bowl of liquid: it's awright if it's still cold, cuz i'm just gonna grab the whole finished pot outtta the oven *jack smirk* my loverly assistant herr is gonna show ye how to start her worl' famous kracken krackles, [camera to elizabeth, who waves enthusiastically and flashes a 1000 watt smile straight into it] [camera back to jack] and then i'll be back to show ye how ye finish off our eggs with hollandaise sauce. [camera goes to will, who is furiously peeling potatoes.] entrez commercial.
Will:This is my new mop. Jack, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
I know someone posted Lizzie saying the floor part but I could totally see Will saying that.