What POTC characters would NEVER say...

I did too... 😄

so.. any new ideas?

Jack: Will... you do know you're a eunuch...
Will: I know.. and I'm proud of it!

epp.. >.<

or...

Jack: ... I'm a eunuch.

NOOOOOOO!

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no! shock

nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thus the "never say." Personally, I would go with "never ever EVER in their entier lives EVER EVER say" for that one...

😂

Jack: Liz... i don't want us to have children...
Liz: we can adopt instead.. how about the monkey?
Jack: no... how about will...?

eh... idea copied from somewhere in this thread.. >.<

Jack: Have you heard of Will Turner? Terrific soprano.
Davy: Oh! WILL Turner. I heard him at the Met a few years back. His Barber of Saville? Enchanting.
Jack: Really? I heard he gave a lackluster performance.
Davy: Anyone with a range as wide as his can't give a lackluster performance.
Will: Are you guys talking about me?

eh? 😂

OH GOD! I missed this thread so bad. I was thinking about it yesterday.

Bring them on everybody.

all of them are really funny so i thought i'll try. it's not very good.

liz: Will i'm a eunuch
Will:....
Jack: So that explains why you don't have breast!
Will: Does your father know?
Lis: *nods* He always wanted a daughter

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Jack: Have you heard of Will Turner? Terrific soprano.
Davy: Oh! WILL Turner. I heard him at the Met a few years back. His Barber of Saville? Enchanting.
Jack: Really? I heard he gave a lackluster performance.
Davy: Anyone with a range as wide as his can't give a lackluster performance.
Will: Are you guys talking about me?

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Demon Barber of Fleet Street........im sry, that made me think of Sweeney

Jack to kraken before entering the mouth: Whoa! you need breath mints!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
Demon Barber of Fleet Street........im sry, that made me think of Sweeney

EXACTLY! well these days the word barber makes me think of Sweeney

lol me too! even hair cuts make me think about it

Jack Sparrow: Alrigh' I must confess, I AM AN ALIEN FROM PLANET MOBIUS SENT HERE TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND CHARM ALL OF IT'S LADIES.....savvy?

LOL WOO HOO I love randomness 😄 👽 🏴‍☠️

lol! i love aliens! i'm in love with jack all over again!

Will: Tell me the truth liz. WHo do you want more? Jack or me?
Liz: Pintel! *runs and pounces on Pintel, falls on he deck with him and kisses...*

eh?

^^ lmao!!

Pintel....outrageously funny.

Jack: You will come over to my side. I know it.

Liz: You seem very certain.

Jack: One word love-- wave.

(A huge wave comes and Liz loses her balance and falls into Jack)

Liz: You...you caused that! How did you do that?

Jack: Pirate.

lmao ^^ I love it!!

aNd the Pintel one was hilarious!!! 😆