What POTC characters would NEVER say...

HAHA OMG THIS THREAD IS SOO FUNNY LOL !!! !!! !!!

Will: What's in the chest? (the dead man's chest)

Jack: JELLY BEANS!!!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Pintel....outrageously funny.

Jack: You will come over to my side. I know it.

Liz: You seem very certain.

Jack: One word love-- wave.

(A huge wave comes and Liz loses her balance and falls into Jack)

Liz: You...you caused that! How did you do that?

Jack: Pirate.

lol!

yay! jellybeans!

Liz: You know.. Jack... if our relationship is going to be like this, id rather choose Norrington... who are you hiding in the closet? you're with her yesterday aren't you?! *walks towards the close, opens it. will falls out*
Liz: what?!

Jack: So what's your plan of action?

Will: I storm the ship untill I find your Bloody (I didn't mean that, it's just the way the script goes) key

Jack: And if there are crewmen?

Will: I cut down anyone in my path

Jack: I like it, simple, easy to remember. May the force be with you then

Will: And also with you

Jack: Will, before you go, I must confess, I am your father

Will: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(I think I've seen Star Wars WAY too many times for my own good)

haha... what do you call me then?

i love that! that goes in my profile!

Will: No! Elizabeth! i won't let you go! no!
Liz: Will.. i can't... Jack... well....
*Will wails*

eh?

Jack: Where are your ears?

Davy Jones:.....I don't know......

Originally posted by AudioHeart
Jack: So what's your plan of action?

Will: I storm the ship untill I find your Bloody (I didn't mean that, it's just the way the script goes) key

Jack: And if there are crewmen?

Will: I cut down anyone in my path

Jack: I like it, simple, easy to remember. May the force be with you then

Will: And also with you

Jack: Will, before you go, I must confess, I am your father

Will: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(I think I've seen Star Wars WAY too many times for my own good)

That puts a whole new perspective on whether Liz is going to fall for Jack or Will... *shivers*

^^^I know, I scared myself as I wrote it

...But it is what they would never say...

Originally posted by AudioHeart
Jack: Where are your ears?

Davy Jones:.....I don't know......

lol!

Will: i... found the key...
Jack: this isnt the key to the chest.
Will: i know... its the key to my secret stash of rum..
Jack: ooohhhh... lemme have it!

>.<

lmao! 😆

Tia: Are you willin got sail to the ends of the earth...(something ike that, i'm getting rusty.)
Will: Do i really need to? i have a facial in a few hours...
Liz: dibs on the spa treatment!

:::

sucks! >.<

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Tia: Are you willin got sail to the ends of the earth...(something ike that, i'm getting rusty.)
Will: Do i really need to? i have a facial in a few hours...
Liz: dibs on the spa treatment!

:::

sucks! >.<

HAHAHAHAHA! LMAO

Jack: Pirate

Liz: But I don't wanna be a pirate, I wanna be a PRINCESS!!! 😇

LOL! of course she does 😛

😂

Will🙁plays with miniatures Jack and Black Pearl) whoosh... floosh... look out Jack! the kraken! its getting to you!

*Liz watches... makes a disgusted face, and backs away slowly...*

Will: So is that where your heart truly lies then? with Jack?

Liz: Yes...

Jack: Woo Hoo (to Gibbs) told ya' I'd get the girl, hand it over mate, savvy?

Gibbs: Aye

Liz: (to Jack the monkey) Oh Jack I love you

Jack Sparrow: THAT JACK???!!!

Liz: Yes, I love jack

Gibbs: Give it back Jack, she fell for the monkey not you

Jack Sparrow: Aye then

Will:....

Jack (the monkey) bwaHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

hehe.

Jack: why is the rum ALWAYS GONE?

*something rises out of the shadows. Will rushes out and swaggers over to Jack*

Will: Why, Captain *hic* Sparrow, i do swear, you have never looked more *hic* appealing..

*pulls a rose out of his pocket and sweeps jack into an intense and romantic tango*

Jack(as will dips him, he says through the rose between his teeth):
Oh. That's why.

---------

>.<

lol to both! 😂

Jack: If this were a dream there'd be rum...
*bottle of rum appears out of nowhere*
Jack: good. it is only a dream then.

Will: purple lawnmower monkey yam potatoe, chicken leg umbrella strawberry cupcake!

Jack: And people thought I never made any sense

😂 random!

Liz: who will i choose? its hard...
Will: between me and jack?
Liz: i was talking about the dog and the monkey...

>.<

Jack: Hakuna Matata