lmao^^ i get it
Jack has lizzie in his arms and he is the captain of the Black Pearl and Will is the captain of the flying dutchamn
gibbs: Now that you won the girls heart and you have the pearl what are you going to do next?
Jack smiles:I'm going to disney land!
i got that a few years ago when the Angel won the world series baseball
Jack and liz are stranded on the same island they were a year ago
liz: Jack lets sing our song
Jack: zippideedooda zippidee ay my oh my what a wonderful day
liz:Jack!
jack: oh sorry wrong story! yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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Jack to will: ready?
will: to infinatey and beyond!
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Will: Jack do you find Elizabeth pretty?
Jack: i guess it's not like she is keira knightly or something.
i couldn't resist
thanks
at the end of the movie after the credit rather then seeing the dog or the monkey you see jack come out of the red trwirly thing "dededededede dats all folks!" (looneytoons)
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elizabeth was doing some ridiculious exercises in her cabin. Jack could hear her chanting something in her room
"i must i must i must increase my bust!"
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jack, will and norrington were all talking about elizabeth
norrington:how would you describe elizabeth?
Will:*dances* Maneater Make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of her love!
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Wil and Jack are arguing at whose baby it is
Jack:Will how can you have a baby your a eunuch dangit!
Will: i am not! that baby is mine, elizabeth tell him that is my baby!
liz: actaully Will i have no idea whose baby it is
Jack and will threw punches at each other
Barbossa looks at them and rolls his eyes " get on the maury show then you can find out who the babys father really is"
Maury:Elizabeth swann the father of your baby is....well that is all the time we have left thank you for watching join me next time!
they are not very good but i thought i should post them for the heck of it!
MAURY MAURY MAURY!!! omg you two are HILARIOUS
I absolutely LOVE the looneytunes one and the maneater one lol, keep up the good work everyone!
Jack: Kraken, I know you ate me, but I have come to realise, as I was being digested that I love you! 😍
Liz: But, but I thought you loved me? diva confused1
Jack: Pirate luv, pirate pirate2
ps. I'm not sure if the Kraken is male or female??? let's go with female shall we! 😄
Jack: *hums 'Sexyback(Jusin Timberlake)* while looking out the sea...*
Liz: what are you thinking about?
Jack: *looks at liz from head to toe...*
the rest is probably r-18...
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oops. shock
just kiddin...
:: continues ::
Jack: i wish i could seehim just one last time...
Liz: who?
Jack: Davey J.
Liz: why?
Jack: oh.. i forgot you don't know... I'm.. gay. a eunuch... guilty as charged!
Liz: What in davey jones locker... *faints*
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eh?