What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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lol ive made a name for myself!

No bashing OrlandO! 🙁 lol

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Will: Jack, I've always wanted to point this out... You look very much like that hot actor named Johnny Depp.
Jack: I've seen him somewhere before... He's real hot and sexy..
Liz: I can't take my eyes away from him either...

it sucks, but they won't say it lol...

Barbossa: I'm going to kill him!
Jack: I'm going to kill whoever invented Sparrington fanfiction...

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you, four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you succeeded

Liz: If you do there are COOKIES involved!!!

Jack: IM IN

Jack: Hi, my name is Jack and I'm a sex addict.

Everyone: Hi Jack

Jack: I think i have a problem with too much sex and I want help

Crazed fangirls: WHY?!?

HOW TRUE !!! !!! !!! 😱 😱 😱 😍

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lol

Audioheart, that was funny. I imagined her dangling a bag of cookies in front of him like Scooby Snacks.

Norrington: It's a curious thing. There was a time when I would have given anything for you thinking that way about me.

Elizabeth: Zuh?

Norrington: You were just standing here contemplating about being stuck on a desert island with Jack.

Elizabeth: First of all, that's already happened. Second of all, you're a drunk idiot in this one.

Norrington: Drunk like a fox! Don't you know how Will ended up on the Flying Dutchman?

Elizabeth: Of course. He applied for a flight attendant position and is serving the crew rum and cokes until he's earned enough money to buy this compass....in my hand....that I can just take at any time (wheels start to turn)

Norrington: How astute of you.

(Elizabeth rushes up to Jack)

Elizabeth: How much?

Jack: Since it's you, I'll do you for free.

Elizabeth: I mean the compass.

Jack: Oh.

hahaha so funny!!! 😆

😂

Ah, but the conversation continues.

Jack: Are you troubled or something?

Liz: Well, I really want to buy this compass off of you, but I also thought I would be married by now. It's a toss up.

Jack: You want me to take care of one?

Liz: Buying the compass?

Jack: Uh, wow. No, the other one.

Liz: Ew.

Jack: Excuse me? You're getting a good offer. Do you know how many whores would kill to be in your position?

Liz: But you lack all things moral and clean.

(Jack just laughs)

Liz: It's true!

Jack: No compass I guess. (starts to walk off)

Liz: Uh, wait! I know! You're a good man and I have faith you're going to do something amazing.

Jack: That's really reaching for it, isn't it?

Liz: And, I'm going to bait you. Yeah, that's it! (sticks out her chin and gets her lips ready)

Jack: Oh, Norrington....

Liz: Hey! No!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Audioheart, that was funny. I imagined her dangling a bag of cookies in front of him like Scooby Snacks.

Norrington: It's a curious thing. There was a time when I would have given anything for you thinking that way about me.

Elizabeth: Zuh?

Norrington: You were just standing here contemplating about being stuck on a desert island with Jack.

Elizabeth: First of all, that's already happened. Second of all, you're a drunk idiot in this one.

Norrington: Drunk like a fox! Don't you know how Will ended up on the Flying Dutchman?

Elizabeth: Of course. He applied for a flight attendant position and is serving the crew rum and cokes until he's earned enough money to buy this compass....in my hand....that I can just take at any time (wheels start to turn)

Norrington: How astute of you.

(Elizabeth rushes up to Jack)

Elizabeth: How much?

Jack: Since it's you, I'll do you for free.

Elizabeth: I mean the compass.

Jack: Oh.

Awwwwe Thanks! 😄 lol thats exactly what I was thinking

Omg lol "drunk like a fox" thats hilarious, well actually the whole thing is hilarious lol

😂 funny!

Liz: Hey Jack, want a scooby snack?

Jack: Wooof Woof

Sorry, just had to do it

Liz: Jack, sit!
Jack: *sits*
Liz: roll over!
*rolls over*
Liz: now hop three times and bark!
Jack: *does just that*
Liz: oh come here you fuzzy wuzzy... here's a cookie.. get the cookie! *lowers it down and let's jack follow here, then gives cookie*

dodgy

!!! PURE BRILLIANCE !!! lol funn - ay

Now...do I get a cookie?