What POTC characters would NEVER say... · Pirates of the Caribbean

Ditte3 Senior Member

that was really sweet.I loved those scenes in star wars and it's amazing seeing Jack and Liz doing it(i meen seeing it with my mind 's eye as I read it.)thanks.

Weerwolvin Jack is my Rummate!

trailer thing:

Will: Liz Would you marry to my?
Liz:I think its not the best time
Jack: Yeah its is. If he die you can Marry me

aelizabeth --~*~--

(after barbossa has been freed of the curse)

Barbossa: FINALLY!

*takes apple out of pocket and bites it*

Barbossa: munch munch ... munch ...

*spits apple out*

Barbossa: You've GOT to be kidding me!?

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

(Barbossa is watching Liz eat)

Barbossa: The apples. One of those next.

Liz: It's poisoned!

Barbossa: No, there be no sense in killing ye, not yet anyway.

Liz: Then release me!

Barbossa: (holds up the Aztec gold) You don't know what this is, do ye?

Liz: All I know is that Captain Jack Sparrow touched it so I want to keep it.

Barbossa: Ugh, Jack. Well, it's a cursed piece of gold.

Liz: Jack touching it counters that.

Barbossa: It does not.

Liz: Does so!

Barbossa: Does not!

Liz: Does so! (folds arms, sticks tongue out at him)

Barbossa: (sighs) Fine. All right, miss. Yes. Jack touched it, so it's fine and covered with fairies and lollipops and all things wonderful. We're just going to waltz it over to this island and bring back lots of others for Jack to touch. How's that sound?

Liz: Sounds like a trick. (pause) Will I have a chance to be rescued?

Barbossa: Probably.

Liz: I'm in.

Sifzensinril Meself

ROFL hahaha, it's hilarious!

Hambah Not posting much anymore

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Liz: All I know is that Captain Jack Sparrow touched it so I want to keep it.

hahahaha

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

More fun with Liz and Barbossa...

(They're going into the treasure cave and Liz is leaning over the gold. Barbossa snaps the medallion off her neck)

Liz: Hey! That's my Jack trinket!

Barbossa: Step 1 done (cuts her hand)

Liz: That's it?

Barbossa: Waste not.

(lets her hand right above the gold)

Liz: I can almost reach it...

Barbossa: You don't have to stick your hand down in it, miss.

(Liz goes head first into the gold)

Barbossa: Hey! You might spill 'em out!

Liz: (grabbing coins) This isn't it. This isn't it. Dammit!

Barbossa: (pulls her out) How would you even know which one it was?

Liz: I would just know (huffs off) Oh, and my name's not Turner. (gives him offensive gesture)

jackismyboo Mrs. Depp

lmao^^^

Jack rolls the rum to Lizzie on the island after he takes a swig (deleted scene)

Liz picks it up. :I don't want to drink this you already put your mouth on it.
Jack: so
Liz: So i might get some pirate disease or something worse
Jack: do you want the drink?
Liz: No
Jack then give it back
Liz: No my rum!!!
Jack: then drink it
Liz: I might get drunk and end up like you
Jack: There nothing wrong with that
Liz: i am still not going to drink this
Jack rolls his eyes: Then give it back to me so i can drink it.
Liz: no!!
Jack: Just drink it, so you can teach me the bloody song and then we can dance around the fire like baboons savyy!!
Liz: fine! but your not going to get any tonight
Jack: wait till later, after you chain me up then come save me we might have an offspring
Liz: only if your lucky
Jack: i am not a eunuch now just forget the rum and pretend you're drunk it is just as fun
Liz: No i want the rum * she moves her arms around the bottle and protects it then takes a swig*
Jack shakes his head: Woman! Turner has no idea what mess he is getting into with this one. *he glances at lizzie as she starts singing the song*Can't beat them join them *takes a swig himself* this is going to be an interesting night

"We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs drink up me hearties yo ho yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me I love this song!!!"

this thread is really fun!!!! Liz and her rum.

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

Hee hee, I can actually see that happening, though. Very entertaining!