What POTC characters would NEVER say...

(We see Will hard at work in the blacksmith place. He looks up and smiles)

Will: Hi, I'm Will Turner, blacksmith. If you're like me, you've been waiting for the next product, the next big thing to make your life easier. While I can tell you a million things that AREN'T this product, I can tell you one that is...The Stabomatic Sword.

(swishes an impressive Norrington-esque sword around)

Will: I can't tell you how many times in my life I've been thankful to have a quality sword by my side.

(flashes)

Will: Get dinner out (flashes to him stabbing dog with the keys)

Will: Entertain guests (flashes to when he and Jack fight in COTBP)

Will: Keep Grandpa company (flashes to doing sword stuff in front of Gov. Swann)

(Quick flash to Liz)

Liz: Swords sure are a great device for all those things? How do I get one?

(Will looks up again)

Will: Hi, I'm Will Turner, blacksmith. Swords can be purchased from blacksmith shops, owned and operated by the blacksmith union.

(quick flash to Jack)

Jack: Wait! Do you discriminate who you sell them to?

(Will looks up again)

Will: Hi, I'm Will Turner, blacksmith. I know what you're going to ask. Does it matter if you're a pirate or an officer when it comes to buying swords? Not at all! If you have the booty, we've got the blade. So come on down to Mr. Brown's Sword Emporium for the new Stabomatic model. We've got a lot and all must go.

Norrington: I'm first in line!

Will: That you are, James. That you are. Remember, I'm Will Turner, blacksmith, and stop by now!

lol! it's funny

Will & Jack singing together: we're bringing sexy back!!

lol!!!!!!! but Johnny singss louder of course!!lol

pshh...we'll see lol

JOHNNY JOHNNY JOHNNY.....Oh How I Love this Man!!! 😍

you and like a million other girls 😛 lol

oooh.... Johnny!

lol guys! those are so funny!

Jack: you know who's really sexy?
Will: Who?
Jack: this Johnny Depp guy I've heard about
Will: really?
Jack: Yeah
Will: I was leaning towards Orlando Bloom
Norrington: I've heard they're both gay
Jack & Will: *gasp*

shock

NOOOO!!!!

no one would ever say that.. 😛

LMAO!!!

Ivebeendepped: I love Orlando and I'm mature!!

That's something that she wouldn't say 😛

LOL u guys are funny 😛

hehe....am I the only Orlando Lover here? .....I LOVE Johnny TOO 🙁

Actually, she's the only Orlando hater. Just because. Whatever.

I love Orlando. He is very sweet. He likes to help people and he really looks up to Johnny.

I like Orlando.. i think he's cute, but not hot. That's Johnny's title.. 😄

Johnny is an older, sexy guy hot

Orlando is prince charming, baby face hot

only way to describe it lol

EXACTLY!!!

Originally posted by Bloomaholic
LOL u guys are funny 😛

hehe....am I the only Orlando Lover here? .....I LOVE Johnny TOO 🙁

Oh Hunny....I Love Orlando!! Please... I've met the gut twice in person and Both times i thought i was gonna die, but i still managed to hold my composure!!! He is soooo cute!!! I Do Love Him!! 🙂

But they're right...... HOT is JOHNNY's TITLE....hands down!!! When i met him...I seriously had a complete Breakdown...Johnny has that Power...i almost did die!!! 😄 😍

you met them? I NEED TO MEET THEM! I NEED! I NEED TO! panic faint

Alright, ladies.

Let's not compare Orlando with Johnny and vice versa 😄

They are both completely different.

Each one have their distinct hotness 🙂

I don't want to compare because IBD will come here and well...bash at Orlando as usual.