What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by JaehSkywalker106 pages

np...

and to lick that big cookie!!!

AAHH!! i need to stop thinking about that! its getting my hopes down that i cant take a big bite outta that hunk of hunkiness!

now you wanna bite him? 😛

who wouldnt? CORN CHIPS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR

Jack: Lizzie, if i was a cookie, would you bite me?
Liz: Lick you and bite you!

😱

hahaha!!!

Liz: i have a confession...
Jack: did you burn all my rum again wench?!
Liz: No....i ate all your cookies.....

funny!

😂

Jack: noooooo! why? why are the cookies always gone?
Liz: because i always eat them all..

🥷

Jack: And Why is the rum always gone?
Liz: because you drink it in your cookie absence

😂 !!!!

😆 lol LONG LIVE THE COOKIES you know I'm gonna have dreams about Johnny Depp The Cookie now...

Jack: Woud you like Cheese With it?

😂

^^ that gave me an idea...

Jack, Liz, and Will opened up a restaurant located on Tortuga...

Liz: *on the counter* We are now open to serve you. What is your order ma'am?
Giselle: *standing first in line* a batch of cookies..
Liz: and for drinks?
Giselle: I'd have rum.
Will: *shouts from the kitchen* do you want fries with that?
Giselle: Uh, no.. thank you.
Liz: three gold coins please. *giselle hands them over* thank you. The order will be delivered to your table.
Will sends out the order, Jack delivers it.
Giselle: *stands up* Jack! *slaps him in the face*
Jack: What was that for, you wench?! you have slapped me already before!
Giselle: reflex. *eats, and finishes* Jack!!!
Jack: yes? are you gonna give me a tip?
Giselle: *slaps Jack in the face* here's your tip. *leaves*

anyone can add anything... srug it sucks anyways lol...

no, it's funny 🙂

Jack: *to Elizabeth* You know lass, maybe you're better off with Will. Or even Norrington. Savvy?

that would NEVER happen.. or will it? too... many.. possibilities!

Sif, thanks.. 🙂

Jack is lying in the bed and dreams:
He lies in bed with Lizzie and she kisses him and bites him...
suddenly she bites him stronger, so he wake up (end of dream)
Dog slave and licks Jack
Jack start shouting
Gibbs: *comes into Jack's cabin* You bloody dog, you ran away again!
Jack: Take away this.... dog
Gibbs: Aye Capt'n, so come you snuggy animal

😂!!

Never pick a fight with a wookie.

ok...back on the track of cookies!!