What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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jessigem <3 who? ec.

eek2

😂 i was trying not to laugh but i can't help it 😂

evilm0nki3 Not a sausage..

hahahhahahahaha Dr. Liz...thats hilarious 🙂

jessigem <3 who? ec.

"you shouldn't bring your work home w/you lizzie."
😊

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

Liz: So tell me where it hurts
Jack: Are we being serious because.... (Liz kisses him)
Jack: It hurts everywhere, love.
Liz: Then I should examine you.
Jack: (playing) I don't know....I'm in a lot of pain
Liz: Trust me. I'm a doctor

Gibbs (listening): This is so hot.

CaptinJackLover Senior Member

hahahahaha luv it!

choosewisely wise choosely

Will: hey jack, my ipod's totally broken
Jack : oh dear god! we better set sail to the tortuga apple store

jessigem <3 who? ec.

hysterical

what a tragedy. i feel his pain though 🙁

sailorleo Mrs. Admiral Norrington

Will: You cheated...
Liz: Pirate.....(couldn't help it)

T.Maria Oh, Spiffing!!

Elizabeth: "Curiosity killed the cat, Jack..."

Jack: "Yeah well...the cat was a pussy..."

Bad attempt I know .... lol

CaptinJackLover Senior Member

lol

jessigem <3 who? ec.

at least it was an attempt....can't say the same for myself 😊

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

Pussycat, pussycat, I love you (singing)
Oh yeah, things the characters would never say.
Uh........

Jack: Are you sure about everything you've just said? How do you know so much?

Tia Dalma: Well, I attended Harvard Business school, after which I traveled to several countries, absorbing numerous languages, but alas I could not master the semantics and syntax and therefore entered Juliard late in life as a mezzo soprano. After that I served with the British Royal Air Force shooting down Nazis during the war...

Jack: Wouldn't you rather just take the monkey?

jessigem <3 who? ec.

😂

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

huh?😕

jessigem <3 who? ec.

🤨
thats the huh face
😄
i was laughing at the song

katelovespirate Senior Member

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Liz: So tell me where it hurts
Jack: Are we being serious because.... (Liz kisses him)
Jack: It hurts everywhere, love.
Liz: Then I should examine you.
Jack: (playing) I don't know....I'm in a lot of pain
Liz: Trust me. I'm a doctor

Gibbs (listening): This is so hot.

LMAO ina HUGE WAY> this is the best thing ever. willofawisp, you are my favorite thing ever. YOU ARE BRILLIANT>>!

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

Argh, it still get's the point across!!!vampire

katelovespirate Senior Member

awe we need to keep this thread alive. its so funny.

jessigem <3 who? ec.

yeah but im out of ideas i think.....it'll take me a minute......

ok maybe longer than a minute. ill have one tomorrow i promise😄

dhong Who's the Server?

jack: Look... *shoots* an undead monkey.
jack the monkey: ..................................................
jack: hmmm, guess not. Right i'll find you another one then.