Originally posted by sailorleo
kraken: (to jones) You know what! I've had it up to HERE mister! I'm not your beyatch!! You know what? I QUIT!!!!! (goes on strike)
Davy Jones: All right then. You win You win. From now on when i'll call you i won't be shoutin "SUMMON THE KRAKEN". instead i'll play "Eye of the Tiger" for your intro just as you like. Then shout
'In this corner weighing a million tons and hailing from the darkest abyss of the caribbean. KRAKEN McKRAKEN."
Originally posted by dhong
Davy Jones: All right then. You win You win. From now on when i'll call you i won't be shoutin "SUMMON THE KRAKEN". instead i'll play "Eye of the Tiger" for your intro just as you like. Then shout
'In this corner weighing a million tons and hailing from the darkest abyss of the caribbean. KRAKEN McKRAKEN."
lol1
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Captain Jack Sparrow-it's a world of laughter a world of tears
Elizabeth-a world of hopes, And a world of fears.
captain Jack sparrow- There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
elizabeth and jack sparrow both- It's a small world after all
jack sparrow- It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world
Elizabeth-There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.
jack sparrow- i love this song. when we get the ship back we will teach it to the whole crew
elizabeth- what crew?
Elizabeth: Where's the rum? I NEED SOME RUM.
Jack: I burned it. Ghastly stuff. I've discovered something much better... *holds up glass of water*
Pirates of the Ghetto: Curse of the Bad Weed.
Will: Yo, what up dawg?
Jack: Chillin' homie, you?
Will: Just chillin' out.
Elizabeth: What the **** are you dudes doin'?
Will: Just gettin' high, you know.
Jack: My homie G Davy Jones got us some free weed.
*everyone dies*
Davy Jones: Screw this ruling the ocean ****. I'm gonna start up an EMO band...Bootstrap, can you play bass guitar?
Jack: You can just call me "Mr. Sparrow."
Will: Lizzie...I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: What?
Will: I'm gay.
Elizabeth:...
Jack: I so totally called that. Wanna have a threesome?
Originally posted by airemaye
Elizabeth: Where's the rum? I NEED SOME RUM.
Jack: I burned it. Ghastly stuff. I've discovered something much better... *holds up glass of water*Pirates of the Ghetto: Curse of the Bad Weed.
Will: Yo, what up dawg?
Jack: Chillin' homie, you?
Will: Just chillin' out.
Elizabeth: What the **** are you dudes doin'?
Will: Just gettin' high, you know.
Jack: My homie G Davy Jones got us some free weed.
*everyone dies*Davy Jones: Screw this ruling the ocean ****. I'm gonna start up an EMO band...Bootstrap, can you play bass guitar?
Jack: You can just call me "Mr. Sparrow."
Will: Lizzie...I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: What?
Will: I'm gay.
Elizabeth:...
Jack: I so totally called that. Wanna have a threesome?
those are HILARIOUS. seriously. curse of the bad weed.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i smell a spoof...
Originally posted by Maple Sugar
lol1................................................
Captain Jack Sparrow-it's a world of laughter a world of tears
Elizabeth-a world of hopes, And a world of fears.
captain Jack sparrow- There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
elizabeth and jack sparrow both- It's a small world after alljack sparrow- It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small worldElizabeth-There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.jack sparrow- i love this song. when we get the ship back we will teach it to the whole crew
elizabeth- what crew?
omg i HATE that friggin song!! but it's funny when they sing it 😂