What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by jessigem106 pages

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i think dhong's the best at this stuff 😄

Kraken🙁while being chopped into tiny bits with axes) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!

Barbossa: Now remember jack... An apple a day keeps the kraken away.

Liz: Jack you bring a compass??
Jack:yup!*holds up math compass*
Liz:*smacks her hand on her head*How in the world are we gonna get outta the jungle with that???

Jack: Have all my rum..i do not need it any more

kraken: (to jones) You know what! I've had it up to HERE mister! I'm not your beyatch!! You know what? I QUIT!!!!! (goes on strike)

Jack: Barbossa..do me a favor and kiss me just once

Originally posted by sailorleo
kraken: (to jones) You know what! I've had it up to HERE mister! I'm not your beyatch!! You know what? I QUIT!!!!! (goes on strike)

Davy Jones: All right then. You win You win. From now on when i'll call you i won't be shoutin "SUMMON THE KRAKEN". instead i'll play "Eye of the Tiger" for your intro just as you like. Then shout
'In this corner weighing a million tons and hailing from the darkest abyss of the caribbean. KRAKEN McKRAKEN."

Originally posted by dhong
Davy Jones: All right then. You win You win. From now on when i'll call you i won't be shoutin "SUMMON THE KRAKEN". instead i'll play "Eye of the Tiger" for your intro just as you like. Then shout
'In this corner weighing a million tons and hailing from the darkest abyss of the caribbean. KRAKEN McKRAKEN."

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Captain Jack Sparrow-it's a world of laughter a world of tears

Elizabeth-a world of hopes, And a world of fears.

captain Jack sparrow- There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
elizabeth and jack sparrow both- It's a small world after all

jack sparrow- It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world

Elizabeth-There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

jack sparrow- i love this song. when we get the ship back we will teach it to the whole crew

elizabeth- what crew?

Elizabeth: Im not gonna choose Will or Jack..im gonna choose Tia

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Jack Sparrow-(to elizabeth) Bite me!

Elizabeth- okay

Jack Sparrow-No No i didn't mean it

* elizabeth bites him*

Jack Sparrow- Ouch that hurt

jack is so ssexxi!!!!!

Elizabeth: Where's the rum? I NEED SOME RUM.
Jack: I burned it. Ghastly stuff. I've discovered something much better... *holds up glass of water*

Pirates of the Ghetto: Curse of the Bad Weed.

Will: Yo, what up dawg?
Jack: Chillin' homie, you?
Will: Just chillin' out.
Elizabeth: What the **** are you dudes doin'?
Will: Just gettin' high, you know.
Jack: My homie G Davy Jones got us some free weed.
*everyone dies*

Davy Jones: Screw this ruling the ocean ****. I'm gonna start up an EMO band...Bootstrap, can you play bass guitar?

Jack: You can just call me "Mr. Sparrow."

Will: Lizzie...I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: What?
Will: I'm gay.
Elizabeth:...
Jack: I so totally called that. Wanna have a threesome?

Jack: from now on I'm leaving the title 'captain'.

Jack: I'm sticking to juice! rum tastes bad.
Liz: Are you sure?
Jack: I'm always sure...

Ok. i dun have anything good. >.<

Jack-Will,I love you

Will-Well that is good since i am a eunich after all

Originally posted by airemaye
Elizabeth: Where's the rum? I NEED SOME RUM.
Jack: I burned it. Ghastly stuff. I've discovered something much better... *holds up glass of water*

Pirates of the Ghetto: Curse of the Bad Weed.

Will: Yo, what up dawg?
Jack: Chillin' homie, you?
Will: Just chillin' out.
Elizabeth: What the **** are you dudes doin'?
Will: Just gettin' high, you know.
Jack: My homie G Davy Jones got us some free weed.
*everyone dies*

Davy Jones: Screw this ruling the ocean ****. I'm gonna start up an EMO band...Bootstrap, can you play bass guitar?

Jack: You can just call me "Mr. Sparrow."

Will: Lizzie...I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: What?
Will: I'm gay.
Elizabeth:...
Jack: I so totally called that. Wanna have a threesome?

those are HILARIOUS. seriously. curse of the bad weed.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i smell a spoof...

Elizabeth: corsets rocks!

Liz: (after the kiss) Yes sir you are welcome (bill engvall fans would get it)

Originally posted by Maple Sugar
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Captain Jack Sparrow-it's a world of laughter a world of tears

Elizabeth-a world of hopes, And a world of fears.

captain Jack sparrow- There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
elizabeth and jack sparrow both- It's a small world after all

jack sparrow- It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world

Elizabeth-There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

jack sparrow- i love this song. when we get the ship back we will teach it to the whole crew

elizabeth- what crew?

omg i HATE that friggin song!! but it's funny when they sing it 😂