What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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jessigem <3 who? ec.

😂

but poor monkey!

diddly-dum DIVING

lol
Norri: Elizabeth, I hate you and would never want to marry you
Liz:well that's a pity,.. I LOVE you!
stupid,.. but w/e

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im in the process of coming up with one. i promised KLP

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Gov Swann(drunk and singing): Give me a pirate Daugh-ter, Give me a pirate so-n.Oh a pirates life I want.
i can't think of anything fuuny

choosewisely wise choosely

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Jack the monky : Bark

dhong Who's the Server?

Gibbs: Hey Cap'n what do you think would be cooler. A pegged Leg or A hook for a hand?

Jack: It Depends mate.... Tell me how do you wipe your down under?

Gibbs: ...... Pegged legs it is.

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

wow, dhong. Crude, bawdy, gross, and hysterical.

*jcd*gmc* Senior Member

Davey Jones: I'll let you slide just this once Jack, but next time, YOU'RE KRAKEN FOOD!!

Jack: I'm giving the Pearl back to Barbossa.

Will: Tia Dalma is so much hotter then you, Liz

dhong Who's the Server?

Davy Jones: I love sushi.

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sushi

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

Jack: welcome to my chocolate factory! 🥷

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😂 even better!!

oh no i promised to have something by today......and i dont. 😕

sailorleo Mrs. Admiral Norrington

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JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

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susheeeee!

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oh no wait!! you gave me an idea jaeh!!

jack: (to the cannibals)just so you know, cannibalism is frowned upon in most countries.
cannibals: *look at each other, then back at jack* maleeky reeky
jack: *shakes head* that means you can't eat me

i know. it sucks. but its late and im tired 😊

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

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that's funny!

didn't really say but do.. i'd like to see him do this...
Jack: 💃

dhong Who's the Server?

Davy Jones: Commodore Norrington finally i have found you.

Norrington: What is it that you want.

Davy Jones: I need you to hear this

*sings*
" don't break my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you break my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man. whooo"

katelovespirate Senior Member

Originally posted by dhong
Davy Jones: Commodore Norrington finally i have found you.

Norrington: What is it that you want.

Davy Jones: I need you to hear this

*sings*
" don't break my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you break my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man. whooo"

hilarious... just hilarious. i can SO picture him doing that.

willofthewisp Savvy did my sig

That's great! A montage of heart songs sung by Davy

Davy: Don't go breakin' my heart
Tia: I won't go breakin' your heart.

CaptinJackLover Senior Member

hahaha