those were all funny guys! sorry for the double post, it told me that i was beyond the time limit... i just read all your former posts lol...
lemme try with the star wars stuff too...
Jack is dreaming.
Obi-Wan's ghost: Jackk... Jack!
Jack: ello. who are you?
Obi-Wan's ghost: You will go to Port Royale. There you will meet someone, he who taught me the art of sword-fighting.
Jack: who? the eunuch or the other eunuch?
Obi-Wan's ghost: You will go to Port Royalllle... *fades*
Jack: I think I drank too much already. Where is the rum? *rum appears in hand* Oh. So this is a dream.
the next day....
Jack arrives at port royale, and is met by an army of men in white armor, a.k.a stormtroopers.
Darth Vader: Jack.. Sparrow.
Jack: That's Captain Jack Sparrow for you mate. So, are you what the old person is talking about?
Darth Vader: I... am your brother.
Jack: *taken aback* Really mate?
Darth Vader: For real. The force is strong with you. Obi-Wan never told you about your brother.
Jack: Who is this Obi-Wan mate?
Vader: The old dude never showed up last night? he told me he had an appointment. bloody Jedi! Oh, and I wasn't the one you're supposed to meet, just so ya know..
Jack: Oh that's alright mate. So, you got some rum around here?
Vader: *makes bottle of rum float towards him* Now Jack... let's have a little talk about yer girl... Elizabeth's her name, yes?
Jack: *takes a swig* Aye. But this eunuch keeps trying to take the spotlight..
Vader: Want me to crush his throat for ya bro?
Jack: Mate, I prefer to have a fair fight with him... *crosses fingers behind back*
Vader: the dark side is strong in you. deception...
Jack: Pirate.
and the two walks off into the sunset, talking about stuff brothers talk about.. i dunno.
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it sucked, but my current obsessions in one parody? i just can't resist lol.
that was funny jaehskywalker!! I like the crossed fingers part
Jack: What has a red bandanna and a tricorn hat? (he of course is talking about himself)
Liz: a cowboy
Jack gets mad and try's again: What has high boots and a compass
Liz: a cowboy
Jack rolls his eyes enough about cowboys: Okay what has a ship a girl and is the sexiest man alive
Liz: Hector Barbossa!
Jack: What? Barbossa doesn't have a ship nor a girl
Liz: I know but he is the sexiest man alive!
Will has a new talk he wants to fit in: Check it out dogs i was surprised you invited me to this thing
Jack: We had no choice
Will: I know dogs
Jack: Shut it
Will: Don't be messing with me dog i am the best sword fighter here yo!
Jack: ruff ruff eunuchy ruff ruff
sorry^^ kinda lame
Tia: If you go and brave da weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows dose waters
Barbossa comes out: So, tell me, what's become of my ship?
Tia: Now all you have to do is fallow the yellow brick road
Liz: I think i can i think i can
Will: A whole new world
Raghetti: Hold on guys i think i have a wedgie
Gibbs: Zippidooda zippidee ay my oh my what a wonderful day
Pintel: The sun will come out tomorrow Jack sparrow will be free tomorrow
Marty: Oompa loompa doompety doo
Cotton: .........................
da duh-duh da *audieance appluase*
the characters are good movie actors and singers lol
rock on jackismyboo! 😂 those were funny!
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Liz is feeding her son....
Liz: Okay... My little kraken, here comes the black pearl!!! come on, open up wide! *does motions with the spoon*
Liz & Jack's Kid: *takes a big bite* ahhh.. *chokes* Oh no! mom! I think I just ate DADDY!!!
another one of these^
Liz: Jack! don't let the child drink all those rum!
Jack: It's good for the lad's health...
Liz: Jack! he's just a kid! *murmurs* bloody pirate, never can be trusted with kids...
Son: *burps, jumps from highchair and starts walking around drunk, and keeps talking in circles...* If daddy wants to give me rum, he has the right because i'm his kid too but i'm mommy's kid also so is it right for me to drink the rum, savvy?
Jack: see, like father like son! i wish i could say the same for Will... i hope his father wasn't a eunuch... or else that might be the reason will is one too.
lol^^ kraken food
Jack is inside the krakens mouth: Can you hear me now?
crew: yes
Jack: Good!
Jack: I'm bringing sexy back! barbossa and Will don't know how to act! i will make up for the things they lack yeah!
Jack to kraken: you need a tick tack
Jack: Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Liz: Jack! don't let the child drink all those rum!
Jack: It's good for the lad's health...
Liz: Jack! he's just a kid! *murmurs* bloody pirate, never can be trusted with kids...
Son: *burps, jumps from highchair and starts walking around drunk, and keeps talking in circles...* If daddy wants to give me rum, he has the right because i'm his kid too but i'm mommy's kid also so is it right for me to drink the rum, savvy?
Jack: see, like father like son! i wish i could say the same for Will... i hope his father wasn't a eunuch... or else that might be the reason will is one too.