lol...
wouldn't happen diddly.. 😛
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Jack: I've decided, that we should go and face davey jones NOW!
Gibbs: but captain, we don't have anything that could defeat him!
Jack: dirt!
Gibbs: but sir, your jar of dirt is gone now, remember!!
Jack: but we have no choice!!!
Gibbs: and why is that?
Jack: he has my cookies!!!
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Marooned on island
Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the cookies, the shade! The rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: Why are the cookies gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it? *pause* Ah, you asked me for cookies, I kept them.. with 1 bottle of rum
Jack: *looks surprised*
Liz: *takes a drop, taste a cookie and give it to Jack* welcome to the Caribbean, love
😂
Liz: ahh.. cookies. do you think Jack has cookies in Davey Jones' locker will?
Will: I'm not sure.
Liz: oh come on.. just a guess!
Will: I don't know.
Liz: you're being indifferent! i wish jack was here. *cries*
Will: well.. how about the kiss that i saw?!
Liz: What kiss?! we were sharing a cookie! and we both bit it off at the same time!
😆
after rescue
Liz: Pirate or not this man offered me a jar of cookies.... and saved my life
Jack: Yes, I did.
Norrie: Hang him.
Liz: Commodore, I really must protest! If you hang him, I'll kill you.
Norrie: You are funny, you little lass.
Liz: *slaps Norrie*
Jack: *runs away*
Liz: What about my jar of cookies? *starts hunting Jack*
😂
Cotton: .....
Cottno's parrot: She ate all
Liz: *hiden under sail* What?
Jack: you ate all cookies from their jars
Liz: No I didn't, you did it.
Jack: No
Liz: Yes
Jack: so what are you hiding behind your back?
Liz: *blushes* rum
Jack: you stole my rum
Liz: just borrowed, you borrowed my cookies, we're squared
Jack: I still want the rum back
Liz: so give me 2 full jars of cookies
Jack: but I ate only one
Liz: Pirate
haha you guys are all great
liz walks into the captains cabin when she ses Jack they both shriek.
Jack is shirtless with a wax paper sticking to his chest.
Liz: I am so sorry i will be going
she closes the door with eyes closed and leaves. A few steps later she hears a blood curdling scream.
*back in the cabin*
Jack has a hairless spot in the middle of his chest.
Jack: How do woman do this? I have a whole back and chest to do.
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Liz was walking on the deck when she sees Jack, she goes over to him.
Liz: Jack your kohl is fading.
Jack: damn
They dock in Tortuga and Jack hops off.
Liz follows him. he goes into a biulding and tells the girl something and she brings him to the back.
Liz walks in and waits. She has been waiting for an hour when Jack comes back with his eyes full of kohl and dark. His eyes are really red too.
Liz: What happened?
Jack: Wel the last girl put sticker kohl on my eyes and they faded now i got them tattoed on so i won't have to keep putting it on every few months. it's a working process.
Liz: *takes Jack's bottle, takes a drop and spit it up* Blah, that's orange juice, what happened to you?
Jack: I just thought you like orange juice more
Liz: Nope, nothing can be equal to rum
Jack: the rum?
Liz: to a pirate drink that turns men to scoundrels
Jack: I know exactly what you mean, love
Liz: so where is bottle of rum, I need some fun
Jack: *offers her bottle(of rum)* where is your sense of honor, decency and a moral center?
Liz: *drink so much, so she spits a bit of rum* Disappeared *gigle*
both are singing yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me
Jack: *kisses Liz* You aren't better than me.
Liz: No, I am. I have bottle of rum
lol u guys are great I didn't know cookies could go this far!!! well here I go-
Jack:*stuffs face with cookies, takes a swig of rum and continues*
Will: Jack wat r u doing?
Jack:*mouth full of cookies*nothing
Will: Jack this is worse than ur drinking problem! We need to get u to a doctor.
Jack: I'm perfectly fine! Can't a guy eat some cookies in peace?
SHIP DOCKS 2 DAYS L8R
Will: Jack come in here
*U see Liz dressed in a psychologist out fit with smart looking glases*
Liz:Jack, i hear u have a problem with cookie
Jack: I don't have a problem*reaches for a cookie in his pocket*
Liz: wat do u have there?
Jack: nothing!.... A cookie.... Get off my back*he runs*