ah... >.<
Why Will turned into Davey Jones...
Jack: Rum. where is the rum? I misplaced meh bottle!
Liz: here.
Jack: it's empty. you drank all of it?
Liz: nope.
Jack: then why is the rum gone?
Liz: will drank all of it... and.. ah... something happened to him when he did...
Jack: What?
Liz: apparently... eunuchs are allergic to rum... something weird happened to him as an allergic reaction..
Will walks in.
Jack: Gah! will! where did those tentacles came from?!
that sucked.. >.<
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
ah... >.<Why Will turned into Davey Jones...
Jack: Rum. where is the rum? I misplaced meh bottle!
Liz: here.
Jack: it's empty. you drank all of it?
Liz: nope.
Jack: then why is the rum gone?
Liz: will drank all of it... and.. ah... something happened to him when he did...
Jack: What?
Liz: apparently... eunuchs are allergic to rum... something weird happened to him as an allergic reaction..Will walks in.
Jack: Gah! will! where did those tentacles came from?!
that sucked.. >.<
Nooooooooo! lol I thought that was funny, "tentacles" lmao!!! 😄 😆
lol
Liz: *sleeping*
Jack: *comes, throw himself to bed*
Liz: Ouch *wakes up* whataryadoinhere?
Jack: It's my bed
Liz: but Will said it's my bed
Jack: so Will was wrong, but we could share
Will: *opens door* Elizabeth, what are you doing with him in the bed?! We are over. *close door*
Liz: bloody whelp..... actually, I think I'll need a bed... yes, we'll share
yeah.. it's funny sif.
Jack: Liz, ever thought about just settling down.. stop coming with us as a wench..
will: Yeah... why don't you settle down with me?
Liz: Will, you wish. Jack, i've always wanted freedom...
Jack: aww... but you can have children.. and a family..
Liz: Jack, are you getting soft?
jack: ahh.. maybe.. want to come with me to a lone island where we can rebuild?
Liz: *thinks for a moment* sure.
sucks.. >.<
Jack: *skips around the deck* I've got it! I've got it! *dances* I've got it! I've got it!
Gibbs: What have you got?
JAck: The Jar of cookies! i finally got it back!
Gibbs: Why? who took it?
Jack: The big squid octopus thingy...
Gibbs: Ahh.. jack.. *gulps* do you know what that octopus thingy is?
JAck: But who cares! i got the cookies! *kisses the cookies, the kraken shows behind him*
Gibbs: uh.. Jack...
Jack: *looks behind him* Uh.. oh.
Jack: I think.. i'd like to eat corn.
Liz: yeah.. corn..
Jack: or cookies...
Liz: yeah.. cookies..
Jack: and rum...
Liz: yeah.. rum..
Jack: and paper...
Liz: and paper..
Jack: Why are you repeating me?
Liz: I'm so not!
Jack: Oh yes you are! why are you doing this?
Liz: uh.. *runs away*
something weird and random.. 😊
lol, good idea 🙂 I'll try something similiar
Jack: I need a bottle of rum
Liz: I need a bottle of rum
Jack: huh... I'll spend this night in captarin's cabin
Liz: I'll spend this night in captain's cabin
Jack: but Lizzie loves Will and she will marry him so no time in the cabin
Liz: but Lizzie doesn't love Will and she'll spend all her free time in the cabin
Jack: do you have free time now?
Liz: aye!
weird, it sucks anyway
lol
Lizzie and Jack watching POTC
Liz: What? Why does the strange dude(Will) call her Elizabeth? I thought Elizabeth is dead.
Jack: Luv, he calls her Elizabeth, cause he doesn't know, that she pretends she's Elizabeth, cause her Elizabeth part is dead since she met the handsome pirate and because she met that pirate who called her Lizzie , her Elizabeth side was killed, actually, her Elizabeth side wasn't really exist so much, she pretended it just more better, savvy?
Liz: can you repeat it once again and slowly?
Jack: look at yourself, luv
Luv: ....
😂!!
Will and Jack watching POTC..
Will: Jack.. do you see that guy? *points at himself* i think he's going to get the girl..
Jack: Yeah.. probably...
Will: What? you ain't voting for the pirate?
Jack: naah... I know the girl wants to be free anyway.
Liz: Aww.. Jack.. how'd you know that!
Jack: just a hunch.. *winks*
Liz: aww.. you're so sensitive! *runs away with him*
Will: bloody pirate!