Jack: Will.. if you don't my cookie back kiss Lizzie!
Will: Well..go ahead! i have the cookie, and there is nothing you can do to get it from me.
Jack kisses liz; will greens with envy.
Will: Okay.. here! *hands over the cookie* Lizzie's mine!
Jack grins and eats the cookie.
Liz: so that's how much i'm worth! only a cookie?! *slaps will*
Jack: But its a special cookie love...
Liz: well then... *brushes dress* I'm going with you. Will has no cookie.
lol
Liz: *opens cookie jar* Will, where are my cookies?
Will: Jack said if I didn't give him all cookies I have, he wouldn't take you with him
Liz: So you should let him take me, he has tons of cookies *cries* and you can offer me NO cookie... you stole my cookies
Will: to save you
Liz: to save your honour, not me
Will: I'll buy you new jar of cookies tomorrow
Liz: tomorrow is late, I'll go with Jack
Will: NO! *starts cry*
Jack and his crew were sailing around the world and a terrible storm took Jack overboard
Liz: JACK!!!
Jack falls into the water and sinks to the bottom a seaweed was wrapping around his ankle pulling him down.
A woman grabbed his waist and pulled him out bringing him to a rock.
She sets him down and he is unconscious. She moves his hair out of his eyes and starts to sing.
What would I give to live where you are?
What would I pay to stay here beside you?
What would I do to see you smiling at me?
Where would we walk?
Where would we run?
If we could stay all day in the sun
Just you and me, and I could be
Part of your world
Jack wakes up to see a red head beautiful girl singing to him. he grabs her hand and she gasps and smiles.
a voice from afar: Get your hands off him!!
Jack: Lizzie?
Liz: Jack! *she swims to him*
Jack to Ariel: Who are you?
Ariel: I am
Liz: Get away from him!
Ariel jumps off the rocks and leaves.
Liz: That will teach her
Jack: That voice
Liz: Yes Jack i am here
Jack: Who was that she was singing?
liz: Jack?
Jack: Let's head to my cabin where we can dry off
Liz and Jack jump off the rocks and start to swim and someone grabs Liz's legs and yanks her down all the way to the bottom. Ariel comes back and swims next to Jack.
Jack: Lizzie!
Ariel: Don't worry she will be fine i want to be part of your world.
Lizzie is yanked to a mysterious cave and an evil octopus comes out with two eels by her side.
Ursela: I was made a nice proposition. You and Ariel switch places while i get my hands on the triton!! hahahahaha
Liz: Get away from me!!!
back to Jack and Ariel. They hop on the pearl
Gibbs: Where is Elizabeth?
Jack: She was lost
Jack to Ariel: You are a mermaid can't you do anything?
Ariel: I am only sixteen
Subastian to Ariel whispering: Dont show any signs of anything if you want a kiss try and help him but not help him.
Ariel: I can't i was turned into a human she is a mermaid.
this is going really long so i will stop here and wait and be continued. Sorry if it is not so funny i was just watching 'the little mermaid' and i came up with this idea.
LOL ^^
Jack: Would you like to dance?
Liz: Sure!
Will: *grumbles* why couldn't she dance with ME?? *to Gibbs* *while shaking Gibbs* WHY CAN'T SHE BE WITH ME???
Gibbs: Mate, let's face it, he's got it, you don't, aye?
Will: *with tears in his eyes* aye...
Jack: Oi eunich, wanna dance with us?
Will: Umm...okay!
Jack: Aye then
Liz: How about we do the Macarena?
Jack + Will: OKAY!
*Everybody does the macarena* including Gibbs and all the crew
LOL I can soo picture Jack, Liz, Will, Gibbs and the crew doing the macarena for some Odd reason, lol heck why not, Davy Jones Too! lmao
Ahh not funny, but it's not like they would ever say it 😛
lol. random.
with tears in eyes: aye.
lol...
Jack: Lucky lass. She talked with Johnny Depp.
Liz: why, what are you watching?
Jack: Disney channel. you know love, this girl was thanked by the dashing actor, and she did nothing but stare at the camera.
Liz: Jack, she was doing her job.
Jack: I dunno; it looks like she isn't paying attention.
Liz: oh Jack! just because he looks like you-
Jack: *cuts liz off* No. He doesn't. I'm hotter.
>.<
well he should be! and lol! baths!
Jack: I don't believe it.
Liz: What?
Jack: look in the water. see it?
Liz: oh i see it. that is huge!
Jack: Oh yeah. i definitely is.
Will comes.
Will: Whatcha guyz lookin at?
Liz: nothing.
Jack: go away will.
will: oh come on.
Jack: Eunuchs can't see it.
Will frowns and forces himself to go between Jack and Liz.
Will: Where? i don't see it!
Jack and Liz giggles, and walks away hand in hand. Jack crosses his fingers.
Jack: Psych.
lol... and he didn't walk in? knucklehead.! 😂
Will kicks down Jack's door.
Will: where the heck is Elizabeth?
Jack: I dunno. Maybe on some other ship, on some other part of the sea, with some other man.
Will storms out, gets in a boat and rows away to find liz.
Liz comes out of the closet.
Liz: what did you do that for? we were playing hide and seek!
Jack: so we could play too. you never play with me anymore!
Liz: okay. then let's play hopscotch. whoever wins gets a free cookie!
Jack: yay! come on! i got some chalk from someplace on my former adventures. let's play on the deck.
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
lol... and he didn't walk in? knucklehead.! 😂Will kicks down Jack's door.
Will: where the heck is Elizabeth?
Jack: I dunno. Maybe on some other ship, on some other part of the sea, with some other man.
Will storms out, gets in a boat and rows away to find liz.
Liz comes out of the closet.
Liz: what did you do that for? we were playing hide and seek!
Jack: so we could play too. you never play with me anymore!
Liz: okay. then let's play hopscotch. whoever wins gets a free cookie!
Jack: yay! come on! i got some chalk from someplace on my former adventures. let's play on the deck.
LMAO - I want a Cookie! 💃