What POTC characters would NEVER say...

idk when the script is coming out...i wish i did

Jack: I've never been so happy in my entire life!
Will: Why?
Jack: Barbossa got my ship, you and Liz got together, not enough rum, I've got no girl... LIFE IS SWEET!
Will: Jack, are you okay?
Jack: my therapist told me I'm good at lying. Apparently I am. His advice was to keep lying to myself.

uh... lame?

no!! I was cracking up laughing!!

thank you.. 😊

Will: Liz, why little Will is singing Jack's favorite song?
Liz: It's just a pure coincidence my darling
Will: Liz, why little Will is wearing Jack's hat?
Liz: No my darling, It just looks the same.
Will: Liz, why little Will is playing with Jack's compass?
Liz: Oh, He has probably found it somewhere.
Will *coming to little Will's room*: Will, tell your father where did you get those things from?
Little Will *shouting* Father, get out of the closet, this man wants me to tell you something
Will: What?
Jack *Opening the closet's door*: My dear Will...
Will: Liz, how will you explain this?
Liz: Well, I had to stay faithful only in psychical meaning.
Jack: Maybe a cookie?
Will: Damn you, Jack, If you think that you can bribe me with this cookie you're totally wro... ah! What a good cookie! Jack, bring me more and Liz is yours.

😂

LOOOOOL!!!!

ROFL!

Will: I want my cookies!
Jack: I placed them in the chest. After ten years, it'll prolly be opened again and you can eat it.........
Will: TEN YEARS IS TOO BLOODY LONG!

eh... dodgy

Hello Jerkqoud

LOOL! I love the cookie stuff.

COOKIES!!!!!

Shoulder Jack: What about port?

Real jack: I prefer cookies. Cookies are GOOD.

😂

Jack: I love the sea, Rum's good BUT COOKIES ARE BETTAH

lmao!!!!

😂

ROTFLMFAO

cookies!!! and peanuts!!

cookies are in again! 😆

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Jack: Maybe.. I could bury Will and Liz in my backyard after i kill them.... and grow corn there...

Another Jack: You could also build a factory and grow a 'candyland' in it.....

Jack: Or i could just sail the pearl.

Another other Jack: yeah, let's do that.

dodgy

LOOOOL! Mort and Willy? AWEsome. It's like this:

Johnny: I made DAMN fine Mort Rainey...maybe I should do that again.

Another side of Johnny: Hey! what about Willy Wonka?

Johnny: OR I could play the hot Captain Jack Sparrow who everyone loves and adores and is a lot of fun forever!

The other Johnny: Hell ya!

YES! JACK!

jack is the best!

well.. next to mort rainey.

I've read that serial killers actually attract some women.... hmm i've proven it true with Mort Rainey! 😍