What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Will: What mark did he leave on you?
Beckett: ...are you familiar with the term Eunuch?

😂 Sooo Goooooood 😂

lol

Jack: Could it be possible that Will is a lesbian in a man's body?
Elizabeth: ....what...?
Jack: He likes you.
Elizabeth: And...that makes him a lesbian?
Jack: Yes.
Will: -walks up in a dress- I'm ready to go undercover, Jack.

Will: ...um...Jack? -points to a closet-
Jack: Eh?
Will: Why does your jar of dirt have a knife...?
Jack: Oh. Director said it adds more drama.
Davy: ........ABANDON SHIP!!

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xD;

lol to the first, lol to the second, but I like the first more

Originally posted by Taku Sparrow
Jack: Could it be possible that Will is a lesbian in a man's body?
Elizabeth: ....what...?
Jack: He likes you.
Elizabeth: And...that makes him a lesbian?
Jack: Yes.
Will: -walks up in a dress- I'm ready to go undercover, Jack.

rofl!

these are so awesome!!!

Jack: I need you... to get the key for me will...
Will: Key for what?
Jack: The rum storage room. That h.j.f.s.h cellar is really hard to crack. we need to get it! lotsa rum!

dodgy

lmao!!!!

LMAO!!! I gather ur havin' "good business"?

i guess we are! lol

lol

hmm

Jack: Ive visited that KMC forums site you've been telling me about love.
Liz: And?
Jack: I now know that i have so many fans.
Liz: Is that new?
Jack: Not really. I just wanted to be modest.

lol

Jack: I have jar of dirt, and gues what's inside it.
Will: hmm, cookies?
Jack: you're wrong, cookies with sand taste terrible
Liz: there are smashed cookies mixed with chocolate so it looks like sand and inside that mixture, there is bottle of rum
Jack: how do you know it?
Liz: I prepared it for myself and you stole it

😂

Jack looks at compass. points to the general direction of land.
Liz: Jack, can we stop at tortuga? there is a shop there which sells yum rum cookie cakes.
Jack looks at compass. points in tortuga's general direction.
Jack: we have our heading!

åol

åol?

Will: Jack, why do you keep calling me a eunuch?
Jack: I noticed you staring at everyone's butt. everyone who passes by you. and the only girl in the crew is liz.
will: but, doesn't that make me a lesbian.
jack: true, but sometimes being a lesbian results from being a eunuch.

no offense to anyone who might be offensed. >.<

Jack: Why are you running away from a fight?

and

Will: I love you Jack